The Mayans

You try making a calendar out of stone. Then come speak with us.

We decide when the big birds fly. (When do we get our own airline anyway?) #AmericanAirlines #MayanAir

Hey. North Korea. Stop scaring everyone. That's not your job.

If there's one thing to be learned...it's that some of you know how to hold a grudge.

How are my favorite survivors doing? Can we be friends yet?

We're assuming the @MayansOfficial have never discovered fireworks & decided to use space rocks instead. Thanks. #russianmeteor

Makin' it rain on Russia! #RussianMeteor

We have reason to believe that we're the only ones who thought a circular calendar would work. Must have been something in our vodka.

How'd you guys like that power outage? #yourewelcome #superbowl

Yes, yes. We're still here. Why wouldn't we be...you are aren't you?

Well. What do you suppose we do now?

Don't get too optimistic on us now. It hasn't even been a month yet.

..........Happy New Year.

I take it none of you have New Years Eve plans...seeing as you didn't think there would be one. Sorry about that. #NYE

You're alive? Best Christmas gift ever.

...create a NEW calendar? via.me/-859uxsm

It seems as though we've upset the animals. via.me/-82ggy6m

#ThingsILikeToDo: Create calendars.

Day 2...still here. Damn. #awkward

We apologize for any bad decisions & stupid mistakes you've made recently. If you'd like, you can find us in the Ruins.