McEwen Problems

The university of what?

Me when my bracket’s busted Day 1

I imagine this story ends with somebody in the White House getting confused and sanctioning Elon University

I’m so hungry I could eat Iris Maslow

Get me to God’s country

Short simple declarative sentence in active voice and conversational tone

I hope everyone enjoyed their El*n day

Is it true that ELN won a Grammy

Never kill yourself

Happy birthday @BryanRAnderson !

parents on tours when they walk into the studio and talk to me x.com/misaligned_agi…

Holding space for hypocrisy exposed

many people are asking

when she asks if I want to blackout and get tots from late night mcewen x.com/savedyoutears/…

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 #ElonBaseball to open its 2025 season against 2024 College World Series runner-up…Texas A&M 😮😮😮 This will be the first meeting between these teams. It’s a fresh start & HUGE opportunity for Elon to make noise on one of the biggest stages in college baseball.

It’s almost 2025 but I’ve loved you since 2023

a bunch of people in the edit bays are belting defying gravity is that where twisted measure rehearses or are all the comm students just theatre kids