Mike Johnson 🇺🇸

@reddit_lies PRedditors.

We need a slur for Redditors

@PubWanghaf Soooo, chicken?

We need a slur for people who eat boneless wings

@searchdupre Bro, are you gone from the show for good?

@MechanicMike86 Mike

Fuck it im back

@piersmorgan 🤣🤣🤣

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@AJENews Hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣

BREAKING: The Iranian ship Touska, seized by the US Navy, was carrying vital dialysis supplies and medical equipment, according to the Iranian Red Crescent Society. 🔴 Follow aljazeera.com for more

@emilykmay Hahahahahahahaha

if men stopped doing all the heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs that make the world run...women would do them. we already know this, it happened in WWII. if women stopped doing the thankless, routine care work that makes the world go round, vulnerable people would be neglected.

@mistressdivy Pimpwars.com

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?

@MarindaVannoy1 We should fire 90% of Congress and replace them with nothing.

We should fire 90% of Congress and replace them with ai.

@libsoftiktok I feel another strongly worded letter incoming.

BREAKING: The MN House Fraud Prevention and State Oversight Committee just gave Ilhan Omar a May 5th deadline to produce documents relating to her involvement in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme. This comes after she REFUSED to show up for a fraud hearing.

@MLarsen26863971 “Self funded” by endlessly printing money. And then we pay taxes to control for the inflation they cause… So tell me again how it doesn’t hurt our wallets? How about we go back to a gold standard and eliminate the federal reserve all together.

@MechanicMike86 The federal reserve doesn’t take or use tax payer dollars, they are self funded. High school class stuff Mike.

This morning the Inspector General for the Federal Reserve has been asked to scrutinize the building costs overruns – in the billions of dollars – that have been borne by taxpayers. The IG has the authority to hold the Federal Reserve accountable to American taxpayers. I expect a comprehensive report in short order and am confident the outcome will assist in resolving, once and for all, the questions that led this office to issue subpoenas. Accordingly, I have directed my office to close our investigation as the IG undertakes this inquiry. Note well, however, that I will not hesitate to restart a criminal investigation should the facts warrant doing so.

@SenateGOP Stop being a bunch of bitch ass cowards and pass it…. You have the ability. You’re just too chicken shit to follow through.

A majority of Democrat voters want Democrats to restore trust in our elections.

@unlimited_ls Lock her ass up too…

🚨NEW: Mother of the NYC "teen" who slammed a girl and stomped on her head after 'she refused to give him her number' CLAIMS HER SON IS THE VICTIM "She's RACIST - she was calling him a dirty N*GG*R and dirty slurs..." The 15-year-old girl was hospitalized for two days and is now recovering, her family said the 14-year-old thug was arrested and charged with assault His mother, Sealema Allen, claimed the incident was retaliation, saying the girl had been bullying her son 'She was being a bully to him, that's it,' Allen told The New York Post

@Amer1can_Barbie Every night I go to bed thinking my blood couldn’t possibly boil and harder. But then every morning I wake up, read the news and get proven wrong.

Good morning 😃

@FmrRepMTG If you gave a shit, you wouldn’t have resigned. shut the fuck up already, no one cares what you have to say.

House Republicans led by Speaker Johnson should NOT pass a clean FISA 702 extension like Trump is demanding. Another betrayal, as Trump himself demanded warrant requirements because it was used to spy on his campaign. Oh and hundreds of thousands of Americans! FISA 702 must have warrant requirements and protective measures to stop our own government from spying on Americans! Johnson is going to try every trick in the book to deliver for the Deep State with a clean FISA extension because Trump now demands it. Johnson’s usual lies and excuses should be in peak performance next week as he tries to pass a clean FISA 702 reauthorization. Also, where is his healthcare plan that he claimed he had ready back in the fall???🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 Nowhere. You get nothing. The government you fund gets whatever it wants.

@sethweathers Dad left for cigarettes 14 years ago and got lost.

“He don’t provoke nobody. But if you provoke him, he will lash out.” Actual quote from the mom of this animal after her worthless son nearly killed this girl. No comment from the father. He was probably at work or something.

@elonmusk @Starlink @grok is broken..

Grok Voice is used by @Starlink

@elonmusk In a just society, we would see some RICO charges.

They all work together

@SenateGOP Read the room dickhead.

Senate Democrats voted for Joe Biden’s Green New Scam agenda that helped inflation soar over 9%, and then they voted against the largest tax cut in history for working families. Democrats have no interest in fixing the broken economy left behind by Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden.