Mechjaw

Hey there! My name is Mechjaw and I'm a variety streamer on Twitch! If you enjoy great entertainment and good vibes, check me out! Twitch: twitch.tv/mechjaw Insta: instagram.com/mechjaw Discord: discord.gg/kjkcntF Part of @LowSodiumCoal Come join the Mech-Bots!

Fuck! Time to delete twitter!

@Xelray_ Talk to Mr. Grey, he's in charge of my finances lately.

@Mechjaw Wait, I thought I was getting money from you? This is all wrong.

How many people are giving me money for Christmas? Asking for a loan shark friend of mine.

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Here's the footage of our latest System 002 plastic extraction from December 5th and the last one for the year, as our crew is returning to port today. As we approach the end of 2022, System 002 has cleaned up a total of 193,826 kg of plastic from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

Update requires restart.

@UberFacts The credits rolling

Name something that happens all the time in movies but never in real life

Some code for "installing 854GB of Warzone assets brb". Anyway, I enjoy the game. Thanks for making it a fun one. But fix this or I'll scream at the wall some more. End rant.

Normally I'd say to myself, "wow, don't be so hyperbolic. It has to exist somewhere else right?" Nope. Not this time. Cuz I truly believe it's never happened in any other game. Not to this degree. I don't think optimizing shaders is even a real thing. It's probably like

Speaking of the uselessness of Twitter : @Activision @_ModernWarfare_ Why...do I have to update in the launcher, and then in the game (requiring an obnoxiously unnecessary restart) and then often also have to optimize shaders IN. EVERY. UPDATE. Streamline it. Please. 1 and done.

@Xelray_ Lol! Tweetdeck is definitely where it's at. So customizable!!

@Mechjaw Social media is just to inject bullshit directly into your eyeholes. Yet, tweetdeck on the other hand... Hubba hubba. Get all that shit outta 'ere.

I hope it goes down. Apparently I need it forced upon me to stop using this damn app.

@Xelray_ Agreed. It's just a source mindless opinions and occasional helpful news to me anymore. But, I have cultivated a nice feed over on Reddit and might just leave that as my last "social media" platform. And even then, that shit is just a forum so even better!!!

@Mechjaw Twitter is relatively useless, but we still use it all the time. Until they set up a virtual smoke sesh video call, it looks pretty downhill from here.

Watch it be a thing tho.

T-shirt idea : "Espress Yourself" and it's like a lady with an espresso in her hand and shes...expressing...herself...somehow. okay idk how. I didn't get that far. Maybe she's wearing "loud" clothing. Like really expressive clothing...yeah! Cuz its a t-shirt! Boom.

Dear games, Don't let me launch you if you need an update. Thank you.

@Sentient_Pickle For sure! That's exactly my point, as in like this stuff SHOULD be how it's done. $35 cap from these big pharma type shit. It's just kinda gross that it has to be put into law. Also heh, Medicare! That's the one haha

This whole tweet makes 0 sense. And not in a "It's Joe" way, but in a "every other" way. Why only for seniors, why not everyone? Why only on Medicaid, why not countrywide? Why say "spend the money on material things" and not "you deserved this 20 years ago but we just got to it"