Breaking News: Zain Naghmi has pooped himself on stream in an alleged attempt to one up Armada.
Does this move Zain up in the GOAT conversation???
Zain@ZainNaghmi
TOMORROW ARMADA ZAIN MARIO 64 STREAM
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Telling the melee stories you never wanted to know
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Breaking: Cody Schwab has announced that his new goal is to take Hbox to game 5 and win forcing Hbox to kill himself.
"Look I've been number 1. I stream consistently. Me and Emily were talking last night and this is my best bet at getting sponsored" said the fox main.
Cody Schwab@iBDWSSBM
Update/Announcement stream at 2 PM cya there (or not that's cool too)
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Breaking news: Walt drops an instant classic commentary clip in reaction to Zain winning Collision:
"My gawd! Da pussyclaat ediat Zain wins Collisian. Biggups to da Creemson Blur. Mi tinks gwan torn dawn fa Walt."
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Breaking News: In a recent joint press release from Nintendo of America and Balatro creator localthunk, Mooshies has received permission to paywall his mod
"Yeah who fucking cares it's Game and Watch, even we didn't finish that character," said Sakurai
Moosh@Mooshies_
I put Balatro into Melee! See how much mult you can stack up against your opponents with this new skin over Mr. Game and Watch! Get it at my newly created Patreon, linked below! Slippi compatible.
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Breaking News: In celebration of breaking the all time entrants record, popular twitch streamer Ludwig has announced the "Ludwig Ahgren fuck-a-fan" contest this weekend at Supernova.
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Breaking News: Nouns Esports has also announced a new February Major called "EXODUS X3" on their new property called “Nounstein’s Island”
All attendees will be “gifted a free lil noun” says Nouns TO Ohan
Pat's House@PatsHouseSD
Pat's House 5 is cancelled for this year and will be postponed to next year. A statement:
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Breaking News: Leakers have revealed that the tool Fiction has been working on for the last two weeks allows users to expose the "bare feet" of every character in the game. This new ability will send shockwaves through the community.
Fiction | 69% Apparel@FictionIRL
Been working nonstop on this sick melee tool the last week, outside of one quick break to beat Jmook at Mcclouds on Monday😂😂 The first version is fully done. I'm so hype. Going to start hitting up people to test soon :))) public release maybe a few weeks away
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Breaking News: Top r/ssbm commentor SunnySaigon has been reported missing in Tel Aviv following strikes carried out yesterday by the Iranian government.
per: @IDF
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