Choccy Malk 🥛

662 posts

Choccy Malk 🥛

Choccy Malk 🥛

@Meowmallows

I wake | Idk, man- I just comment here.

NY Beigetreten Kasım 2014
261 Folgt42 Follower
Crime Net
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·
This entrepreneur is going viral for turning bedrooms into jail cells as a business
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Oyinkansola🎀💐
Oyinkansola🎀💐@Oyinkansol73072·
She was trapped in the railway and this happened….😳🎬🍿
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@MissHellrazer @YourLemonLove I’m sorry if any of your guardians saw fit to hit you- it’s still not right. I’m happy you had a good childhood, though! I hope your life is in a good place too. 🙂
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@LivyAlexHQ “You’d better get some skills and a personality by 30 and hope nobody recognizes you” That sht came out like a damn bullet 😂
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Lord of war
Lord of war@Abiodunali32·
Moments like this remind you how powerful story telling can be. 🎭🎬
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
SERIOUS QUESTION: if someone handed you $7000 and said “it’s because you’re ugly” are you accepting it?
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@Citizendivided @uncledoomer Proud of your dedication! It’s sad because most would rather pay for the convenience. It’s better to spend that money on the oil/ filter rather than the extra fees just for some rando to touch it. Do it yourself or ask your handy neighbor and pay them with BBQ later
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@Citizendivided @uncledoomer I feel like those are popular for about a month after they go up. A little after then people seem to pull their heads out of their asses and start changing the oil themselves
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tom seckinger
tom seckinger@Citizendivided·
@uncledoomer You’d be shocked how many people pay this kind of money for basic convenience. Those quick change oil places charge at least double but because you don’t have to get out of your car, people line up for them
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@kirawontmiss Imagine being born with neurological issues and wondering why- then later in life seeing your mama shakin you like a salt shaker up on stage for a Cardi Contest 😂😭
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@TheBigDoink_ This could be another method for assisted su*cide. Prostitutes could be utilized by the govt to legally assist in life-ending processes via Auto Erotic Asphyxiation. One way to d!e with a smile! 😊
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Doinks the Retard Frog
Doinks the Retard Frog@DoinksTheFrog·
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.
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ちゃんほた🌸
ちゃんほた🌸@hotahotasa45082·
海外の皆さんへ 好きな日本食はありますか?
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Blackpill Daily
Blackpill Daily@blackpilldaily2·
@cassiee1919 King has some basic self respect and all of womanhood is hating on him for that.
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cassie
cassie@cassiee1919·
does ANYTHING please them?
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delty
delty@DeltyThe73rd·
I didn't think mother was mothering until I saw the coconut 2 minutes in Yoooooo
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@Zoya_ki_batein Why the attitude? All that’s needed is a good pegging and maybe it’ll improve 😔
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Zoya🕊️
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein·
This type of reaction tells me they want to be Violent
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Choccy Malk 🥛@Meowmallows·
@EngAmr2000 I do not understand what is said, but no elder should be made to cry. Staged or not it breaks my heart 😢
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