Merica **Princess**

I am sick to death of being taxed to high hell to keep the world in a perpetual state of war so @LindseyGrahamSC can afford another pool boy.

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@i_am_potetoman As you wish

今起きてる海外のフォロワー達へ 致死量の肉を摂取させられたので 貴方たちの世界に誇れる犬や猫の 可愛い写真を見せてください 動物は万国共通で大好きだと思うんだ 俺はペットを飼ってないから 皆の自慢のペット(我が子)を見せてくれ

@m_takewaka What next, are you going to tell me Godzilla doesn't roam free in Tokyo?

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ 残念ながら、今の日本には「侍」も「忍者」もいません。 ガンダムは量産化されていません。 悟空はまだ子供です。 ナルトは存在しません。 織田信長もいません。 残念ながらこれが現実です。

@gkmsgogo Meet my 3 Shiba Inus

最近アメリカの最高なツイートがめっちゃ流れてくる 動物（犬やウマ）をもっと見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい

@Scott_Wiener Using the *wrong* restroom. God damn perverts.

It’s about to become a felony in Idaho for a trans person to use the restroom. State prison for using the restroom. Let that sink in. These people have no limits.

@JahnZilch @NintendoAmerica

i can't believe @NintendoAmerica endorsed this. I'll probably never buy another @NintendoAmerica product ever again

@trucknakanohito Based recognizes based, we love you

Twitterでバグでも発生しているのか？この投稿に大量のアメリカ人からリプライがある….

@TheDemocrats You know we remember Kamala's coronation, right?

NO KINGS IN AMERICA.

@marysupoppinz @TheRabbitHole @TheDemocrats You got a license for that bullshit, wanker?

@TheRabbitHole @TheDemocrats lol. Such a silly comparison…at least they had the balls to admit when their guy wasn’t up to the job…

🚨BREAKING: Somebody is flying a plane with a banner that says, “Not a King. He’s your Daddy!” Classic.

@randomyoko Hello from Iowa, USA!

🇯🇵 Hello from Japan 🌸

@roikfbuwgc254 Bonfires are the best

アメリカは本当に面白い！ 週末に集まって焚き木をするという遊びがあるらしい キャンプではなくて庭先で焚き木をする みんなで木を燃やす文化面白すぎる

@SenJeffMerkley No shit, any other knowledge you want to drop on us, Sherlock?

Presidents are not kings.    Laws are not suggestions.    There are no kings in America—not now, not ever.

@FightWithMemes I'm always amazed how quickly users turn in to over defensive douchebags as soon as they have to ask for help. I'm not here to judge, just tell me what actually happened so I can fix it and get on with our days.

Watch this IT guy handle a tech issue for an arrogant judge. Then watch Karen the judge turn on him and threaten his job. 🤡:"Thanks. Get out of my courtroom..." 🤡: "Find his supervisor!" *torrent of profanity* I wonder if he takes his bad day out on the public, too?

@NatashaCL7 I'm going to have to let my husband in on a little secret 🤐

What if I showed up at your door like this?

@maziehirono You finally figured out that we're not a Monarchy, I'm so proud of you!!! Fucking retard.

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@Tim_Walz Stunning and brave

No kings.

@mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica 😂😂😂😂

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

@NYIslanders Are they going to butt fuck each other at center ice?

#HockeyIsForEveryone The #Isles have arrived for Pride Night!