Dack

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@Dr_Beanies Hey there Beans, heard bout ya. Never thought I’d be talking to you in person though. 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴’𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 Regardless. Why are you even down here? And better yet. You got the coins to pay the toll? I’m expanding my turf. There’s a toll to pay down here

// Baby's first int bait please fall for it [[ Beanies leaves his lab for once in his fucking life to head down to a store, walking quietly through the alleys. His movement is brisk - he doesn't wanna spend to long out like this. ]] ...Rgh. Just as dirty as I remember out here..

@GargButcherer Well. I hope not..

@GargButcherer Be careful Lillian. Okay? And PLEASE don’t dent that one too.

Got the drawer open. These gloves are handy. Wish my own claws were sharp. I found a new cleaver, I also found the key to the attic. I was never allowed to go up there, but I'm worried that my owner might notice that the drawer is open while I check it out. What should I do?

@KITTYoftheTREES Sure… you do you Draven. I’ll get going.

@MewGenicCollars [He took out his Tin Can of Water... It still has some water left. He puts it back.] ..Well, hopefully I'm lucky... And if I'm not, I'm sure I can just... Ask one of these cacti for water.. [. . .]

[Draven was looking at his phone. There was no Wi-Fi on it.] Hmph... Still nothing. I was scared this would happen... At least it still has battery... [He puts it away.] ...It's creepy out here... Hardly any noise. :(

@KITTYoftheTREES Yeah. Rain rarely happens down here. So. You won’t find them very often. But in the case you do. You’ll be lucky to cool off.

@MewGenicCollars A... Pool of Water..?? [For the first time he's been outside, his eyes glittered!] A-A-And it's just-... Out here??

@KITTYoftheTREES It’s a desert. Lonesome and cold at night. While burning at day. It’s how it is. If I were you. I’d look for an oasis. A pool of water. Even if it’s dirty. It’s better than nothing and you’ll feel a lot better. Because finding pure water in bottles is rare.

@MewGenicCollars I-... Okay... [He sits.] I'm... Guessing there's nothing out here, really. ...uh- b-besides you and me.

@Uppertowncats Well. Considering your hypnosis. I’d guess a mix between tank as you did guess correctly, and psychic. An interesting mix. I could definitely teach you how to fend for yourself in these ghettos. Just follow me. I set up camp in this alley. Even a few test dummies. //move to DMs

@MewGenicCollars "Welll...I have a collar! But im not sure what i am-" [She flashes it to dack, it was purple and a darker yellow] "I know the yellow colors is a tank?? I think, but no clue what the purple is- but sometimes when I meow, my enimes fight for me, as if there hypnotized!"

// Int bait time have fun yall 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘸. 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮.

@werepigism @shpingkus I totally will buy a burger :)

art post #mewgenics dack or gein? who will you give it to?

@KITTYoftheTREES Heheh. Exactly my point. Didn’t notice me. But I ain’t an enemy to ya. So keep looking behind yourself. Always.

@MewGenicCollars -!? Wh-wh-where'd you come from..??

@Uppertowncats Well then. Didn’t think miss fancy kit over here wanted real fights. Well. I can teach you. But it really depends on what type of collar you are so I can help you out the most I don’t think you rich kits got fightin collars. But let me see yours if you got one.

@MewGenicCollars [Pestas eyes sparkle] "You mean, NOT fake fights!? OH BOY!! ive been ITCHING for a REAL fight, youre gonna have to tell me the does and donts of this lower part! Maybe invite me to a fight your losin' too! Get new skills, Tuffen up and DOMINATE!" [She jumps up and down happy]

@Uppertowncats Hm. Sounds like you rich kits playin. Not a real fight. Down here in the alleys. We fight like grown cats. To death sometimes. That’s also why I come down here. Make a quick few coins robbin. And I can buy some expensive goods. As for your name. Nice to meet you too Pesta.

@MewGenicCollars "Well im friendly with evryone even when I get shot with a nail, you see the higher parts of town have really boring fights, like SNORE inducing! Never have I ever seen a nail used in battle!! Usually its just yarn or nerf darts..." [She rolls her eyes] "OH YEAH! Im pesta btdubs"

@Uppertowncats Dack, the name is Dack. And maybe. Just might let you. But the desert is my home turf. So don’t go tryin nothin. Not sure why you’re friendly with a cat who wanted to rob ya. But sure. As for my “desert home.” I don’t got one. Nomadic. I just travel. I do like any oasis though…

@MewGenicCollars "Ohh it was a metaphor, but you sounded real serious there-!" [She giggled, she stays near him however] "Well, can I ask ya name though? You seem cool! Plus being from the desert adds to them cool points! In fact you could show me around this dump! And your wonderful desert home"

@Uppertowncats … it was a metaphor. I meant I was gonna maim you. Gee. Didn’t know there were dumber cats out there. But sure… go ahead and do what ya gotta do. 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘓𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘺.

@MewGenicCollars [1/2] [It hit her right at her back leg, she yelps, hissing loudly as the nail sinks into her flesh] "gah! Okay okay! I yeild! Jesus! Take SOME blood, weird theif kitty geez..." [She huffed, shaking her head and sighing, but walks over to him]

@Uppertowncats That’s because I ain’t no lower cat. I’m Dack. The thief of the desert. I assume you’ve never fought a thief cat. Well. I’m a real bad example because I’m going to wipe you out! 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭.

@MewGenicCollars [pesta shiverd as the nails barely missed her byna whisker, she huffed] "N-nails?? Holy shit- are lower cats fights usually that deadly!?" [She thinks as she moved behind some garbage bags, to avoid attacks from up close] "Maybe I'll try and stick around these parts more..."

@Pissed0ffFeline I mean he’s never really made me upset…

@MewGenicCollars WHAT DIDN'T HE DO.

[Magnus was punching a brick wall. Seems like he's really riled up.] WHEN I SEE HIM. I SWEAR TO GOD.

@Pissed0ffFeline Gee. What’d he do?

@MewGenicCollars BUTCH. I HATE HIM. I FUCKING DESPISE HIM.

@Uppertowncats Interesting technique. 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴. Thief cats are faster than that princess. But keep ‘em coming. I’ll make my move soon enough. 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯. 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨.

@MewGenicCollars "Oh a fight? Aww okay!! Challenge accepted lower cat!" [She smiled, before welding her lightsticks, spinning them around laughing before rushing forward to take the first swing]

@Uppertowncats … Seriously..? Well. I don’t take payment in glow sticks. Sorry. But I do take payment in another way. 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢

@MewGenicCollars [She purrs, pulling out a yellow glowstick out of nowhere and putting it around the othet cats neck] "Glowsticks~!!!! Heheheh!" [She jumps up and down slightly, girl loves her glowsticks]

@Uppertowncats Hey, I’ve been thinking about expanding my turf. And you’re walking on my turf. So. You have two options sweetheart. Fork over ten coins as tax or I rip them from ya. 𝘋𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴…

@MewGenicCollars 🎉 [Pesta, one of the more richer cats decided to finally explore, mostly because she wanted to look for a new hot place to start parties in, she trots down the sidewalk, her glowsticks dangling all around her body, she stops by the alley way and looks over] "Ohh an alley...hmm–"

@Uppertowncats Yeah. Can’t lie to this nose. I smell that money from miles away…

@MewGenicCollars Eh least I tried. - 🌺

WHAT DID WE EVEN DO -🎉

@Uppertowncats … deal. Them coins are shiny. So I’ll be takin those.

@MewGenicCollars YOU CAN TAKE ANYTHING BUT MY CATNIP OKAY? - 🎉

HAHAHHAHA TRY MEEEEEE - 🎉 do NOT. - 🔕