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@MicroPeen

🆎 since 1985! Stoner since 1993. No RP but DM okay. No hate. Pronoun, Dude. #JesusTrump is my savior.

cashapp $Help4Ben Beigetreten Mayıs 2013
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@YouTube What happened to your android app? It's all fucked up.
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@KeruboSk Prenup agreement if he can't be 50/50.
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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
My boyfriend and I are planning to buy a house together after dating for 3 years. He earns significantly more than I do, so he’d be contributing about 70% of the down payment. Because of that, he wants the house to be only in his name. He says it’s just “fair” based on the numbers, but we’d both be living there, splitting bills, and building a life together. I’ve been watching a lot of relationship content about equity vs equality, and it made me realize things don’t always have to be 50/50 but this feels like I’d have no security at all. He said if we ever broke up, he’d “do the right thing,” but that doesn’t really reassure me. My friends say don’t move in unless my name is on it. His friends apparently think I’m being entitled. Now I feel stuck between trusting him and protecting myself. Is this a red flag I’m trying too hard to rationalize?
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@chefsevenn We were poor and if we didn't eat what Mom made we went hungry.
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?
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@tsumo_huki They'd know before we became bf/gf. Secrets kill relationships.
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Itsu.@tsumo_huki·
What would you do if your bf/gf find out that you're wearing a diaper?
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@mrrasmulan I did from running a grinder all day.
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Rasmulan@mrrasmulan·
Do all of my friend's shirts have these holes on the front? Does anyone know why? What's the reason?
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Itsu.@tsumo_huki·
Do you guys wear underwear outside your diaper?
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@oelma__ She's a 20. I hope she smokes all day, every day.
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Elma@oelma__·
What's she?
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@CuteDiaper_ Cute but if I was you I'd worry about trademark infringement.
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@InControlDiaper The missing tapes suck and cause leaks. I can't afford to waste briefs. Please do something with your quality control. These are expensive and I don't feel this is worth it.
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@Matt_Pinner They'll be laughing too much to do anything else! 🤏
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BIG DAN@DanBig9953·
Proof that a haircut can change the entire mission. Which hair style of Elon musk do you think suits him best?
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@DiaperedBrat26 I told my parents and they're okay with it. Now granted I'm old and thought processes were different. One time my dad called me to come see him. When I got there he told me it's okay if I'm gay. He said this because I didn't have a girlfriend. Too much autism for girlfriends.
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
You are in a line at the grocery store with a full cart, and someone behind you has 2 items. Do you let them go ahead of you?
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@Rhoffman94 @smaulik1996 @realPaulMJ @halenhargreevs This is a funny take. I figured my numbers using eleven 30 watt chargers at 230v. My USA home chargers are on my bed and typically covered with a blanket. They barely get warm. Poor air circulation?
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Gr@ntlɘr 🥨🍺@oida_grantler·
@MarioNawfal "War: Where young men who don’t know each other and don’t even hate each other, slaughter one another. On orders from old men who know each other, hate each other, but are too comfortable to crack their own skulls open." Andreas Rebers
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Heart of the Wolf@vonderwolf·
@MarioNawfal lol Casualties includes but is not limited to fatalities. Why do so many people struggle with this?
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@NoNonsenseND What if I obsess over my passions?
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