Mike Coll

If Carlsberg did transfer windows… Isak, Ekitike, Wirtz, Kerkez, Frimpong, Leoni and possibly Guehi would probably be the greatest transfer window by a club ever. #LFC

lol

What felt like a long two weeks, we were back in action and started the first of our final 3 games with an emphatic win. Once we got our first goal, confidence grew, good football was played with attacking intent. Onto next week at home 🏠 #UTD

Some of this year’s April fools jokes are rotten.

NEXT UP 🔜 1 Day to go until our Wiltshire County FA Junior Cup Final; here are the details ⤵️ 🆚 Tisbury United 📆 Saturday 28th March 📍 Gerald Buxton Sports Ground 🎟️ £8 | U16 & Concession £5 | U11 Free 🏆 Wiltshire County FA Junior Cup Final 🕒 KO 2:00pm #UTD

NEXT UP 🔜 We travel to Holt tomorrow for our semi final in the Chantry Digital Ltd KO Cup; here are the details ⤵️ 🆚 @HoltFC_Official 📆 Saturday 21st March 📍 Village Hall, Holt, BA14 6RS 🏆 Chantry Digital Ltd KO Cup 🕑 KO 1:30pm #UTD

It was a tale of two cities and two very different football grounds for an @FCBarcelona fan who turned up at the wrong St James Park last night 🏟️ The Spanish supporter, who made the journey to Devon from London, turned up at the turnstiles of Exeter City’s Adam Stansfield stand last night, expecting to see his team take on @NUFC. It was only when he showed his ticket to staff that he realised his mistake. But he got to see a got to see a game of football – Exeter City staff sorted him out a ticket for the game against Lincoln under the lights of the real St James Park! Adam Spencer, Supporter Experience Officer at Exeter City, said: “One of our volunteers came to the office to let us know that this guy had turned up expecting to see FC Barcelona. His English wasn’t great, but from what we could gather, he’d come from London. My guess is he’d put St James Park in his phone and then just followed the directions from there. “He was pretty gutted and a bit embarrassed. So, we sorted him out a ticket and he got to watch a game at the real St James Park. He’d be welcome back any time.” #ECFC #SemperFidelis

limp bizkit, "rollin'" [2000]

The first trailer for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ has been released. In theaters on June 12.

@JordanLukas_ @TheImmortalKop That told him Jord.

@TheImmortalKop When your 10 comes anywhere near the numbers and level of performance of Bruno come back and talk.

Bruno has absolutely ghosted today, and United fans been pushing the narrative he’s one of the all time greats loooool

She is insufferable, stop giving her a platform! (Irony of this tweet is not lost on me)

Someone take Eni Aluko’s phone off her.

By popular demand

VAR ruins emotion, get it in the bin 🚮

This stinks of Eddie Howes last season at Bournemouth, so easy to play against. Go back to how we were 1-2 years ago!

Death, taxes, #NUFC losing at Anfield…

Gordon wants a red card doesn’t he?

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥 Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplus

Elanga being booked for being fouled ffs 😅

That has got to be the worst penalty given via VAR I’ve ever seen.