kyle miller

My Sister and Ma seen me browsing for projects and asked why I couldn’t be browsing women’s social media instead.

@KnowWhereImGoin sorry

Okay so I lied. Bought another shitbox truck, not a boat.

More tattoos, a Harley or a boat?

Mother came to visit and was seriously disappointed that my fridge only has 3 cases of beer and leftover Chinese. Oops

Being an aviation mechanic was cool until I had to be on a computer half the time and writing pages of shit for another couple hours every night. I just wanted to work on planes.

Why do women keep turning down guys just to go back out with the one who kept cheating on them?

I’m not sure who needs this information but paper cutting your butt crack really sucks.

Why does no one want to get drunk and bowl anymore?

I’ve pulled apart my car to the frame 4 times this past year and 3 motors. But I’m finally painting and getting her put together again. Can’t wait to have her on the road.

Trying to date sucks. Just gonna build a small pp truck.

Guilty

So I finally tried to ask a girl on a date. She read the message and unfriended me lol. Ouch

My mother is asking people at the bar is they have daughters that’ll go on a date with me. Kill me please

Why is it so hard to find something like this?

I can’t get myself a date but my mother has like a football roster list of people for me. How

I can really only use one AirPod. I wish I could wear one till it died and switch but no. 😭

Being deaf in one ear is inconvenient and extremely aggravating.

I have more friends that are 60+ than I do people my own age 🙃

Like I’m kind of retarded and those are the signs I need but ma’am.... you’re married.