SirMinningtonGeefs

Sometimes it rly be Geef or death

@gamesixrang I’m cryptic abt my love life ahh tweet 🥀🫵🫵

If ur a bird w out a Man U don’t need to post a selfie on Valentine’s Day we get it ur single attention whores

If u believe in Punxsutawney Phil’s outlooks ur mother had to of drank while u were in the womp

Sea turtles r underrated. National Geo showing the babies getting eaten by seagulls always got me wrong

New lingo unlocked if I take a Muscle relaxer I just popped an M

Disclaimer: it’s not required to add a song to an Instagram post btw

If I’m at a nice dinner w my parents and the waiter asks and analyzes my ID for 5 mins then u don’t deserve a real tip (but I’m not paying so 🤷‍♂️)

To the hood fat black chicks I just saw drinking warm buzz balls on the sidewalk at 2 PM on a Tuesday ur not helping defy the stereotypes

@chettybobjones Most obvious tweet of 2026

Noise meter on stadium Jumbotrons is such a scam. The entire stadium not even talking and shit keeps increasing. What a joke

Can’t fall asleep tn time to put the back up pillow in

When is Frog Com @imMrFrogHell0

@drgeefpolice @DixieDan87 Wait what did u lose on? 😭

@DixieDan87 They won in the end. Took a combined 5 pisses in a four hour flight I was aisle. It got to the point where I thought they might’ve been fucking w me. Couldn’t establish a nap for shit

Mom and son next to me on the flight practicing the times tables. I’m up 5-1 rn in our race. 8x9 stumped him in the last round. Kids so fucking slow (he’s 8)

@gamesixrang Wrong one tho

@MinningtonGeefs Ahh… your brother’s room…

Feel very powerful rn that I control the temperature in my both me and my brothers room

Fiji water blows

At the 20 person fam vacation dinner they wanted to play telephone so I threatened to whisper a slur and now we’re not playing- good tech going forwards feel free to adopt

@DixieDan87 I don’t thin u have one outfit “to be that of legends”

My patty’s outfit is going to be that of legends. #StayReady

The bird in the front of the Flying V has gotta be the boy

“No Phones out in customs” rule in the biggest fucking joke ever. Focus on doing ur fucking job so the line doesn’t look like this everytime