Miss Barnes

Please don't drive under the influence.

@RetailMage I assume it went down like this tiktok.com/t/ZTFaj6D8n/

@RetailMage do you have a pet section?

The 2023 AP English Literature & Composition scores: 5: 15%; 4: 28%; 3: 34%; 2: 14%; 1: 9%.

Taco Bell Wedding tiktok.com/t/ZT8JLSyd4/

the washington post has an incredible interactive story that shows just how destructive a bullet from an AR-15 is to the body — using animated recreations of the wounds that killed 6-year-old Noah Pozner and 15-year-old Peter Wang — and the end of the page just broke my heart

@RachulSmachul 🌈🌈🌈

If a man ever pulled out a guitar and sang for me and it was bad I would have the biggest ick. Why am I like this?

This is the funniest fucking flavor text I’ve ever seen on a card.

@cupidcasey The flawless transition to "Dancing Queen" was impressive, so it's alright

Every school dance has a Lil Jon song around the 30 minute mark, and then The Clump begins

When I was a kid, I saw Sugar Ray perform live for some reason, and my brain decided that Sugar Ray and Papa Roach were the same band. I also used to get Meet Joe Black mixed up with Mighty Joe Young.

Me: *simply existing on a Wednesday* One of my students: You look like you aged 10 years since yesterday.

In George Orwell’s “1984”, the protagonist hates big brother, until he’s captured and they dump rats on his head. The experience makes him a model citizen: completely altering his personality and behavior. Thus, “1984” is literature’s first ratatouille. In this essay, i will–

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

“did you study the humanities” yes and I had the best teacher

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

@LongTallJodie Happy boobday to you!

@alanalatham40 Lmao you're welcome

shoutout to my sophomore year english teacher for talking ab manifest destiny maybe once so that on my online quiz i chose it cause it was the only thing i knew and i got it right 😂😂😂 (don’t recommend doing this) @MissBarnesABC