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@JaredoumaA Kwani hii story ni ya nani? Ukulima kwa wingi 😂

No way I am going to attend proposal where a man is going to kneel down. See this interesting conversation.

@Kibet_bull Guza

Kama ujalala drop those handles we follow each other.

@Am_Blujay Morocco currently oppresses another African country and exploits its resources. Are you daft? 😭

Nah we are supporting Morroco all these countries will never support African Countries 😑

@ngumaa__ Ukulima nini nini 😂

My first time kupata HELB nilitumia crush wangu alikuwa Law School 5k nikimwambia anitembelee knowing very well hatakam because sikuwa nafika bei, only for the girl to call me 30 minutes later that ako kwa gari anakuja na sikuwa ata nimeoga walai kuosha keja 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@gyaigyimii Towelinho

From Mexico we head to Brazil What’s your Brazilian name I’m kofi Robinho

@mwasimpeter @bozgabi You have simp in your name. Not helping 😂

@bozgabi I gave only 10 goats🐐 and 4 cows and I will never give other in future until I die.

Lakini kulipa 30 heads of cattle plus Goats kwa mtu amedinywa miaka kadhaa for free as dowry, doesn't sit well with me. Let's be honest

@Arap_Turitik Price and fuel consumption are lower than european counterparts. Downside- short life, but investor will have recovered their money very well to start all over again and also resale

It is either a FAW or a HOWO truck on our roads. It used to be Mercedes or Scania, what happened?

@bonniie254 Progesterone reintroduction inhibiting milk production Sometimes may cause indigestion and that stress also reduces milk

what's the w0rst that can happen if a cow eats it's own placenta

@ombotojr @Adrian_realestt Deadliest barter trade in history 😂

@Adrian_realestt Imagine being infected with gonorrhoea while you already have HIV💀

HIV victims should start a Telegram group called "Undetectable & Unbothered" and throw monthly orgies

@LilithBlack25 We laugh at them but one day, uchawi twitter will be validated. And it inches closer every day

These are the people who want to block the Sun

Amerudi bila waist bead😭nikimuuliza anasema ati alishiba ikakatika Mmenitombea sindio???

@Steadi_lady Not only that, they kept pushing till they were given "advanced status". Although the deal works in Europe's favour, funding them to keep illegal immigrants from crossing using their shore. Basically they're the white man's guard dog

Still can’t believe Morocco begged EU to accept them as Europeans & those ones rejected their application immediately. 😭💀

@sholard_mancity There are 10 african teams in the world cup. I like you, but don't police us, please

Today, Morocco faces Brazil. The same people who supported Mexico against South Africa are now supporting Brazil against Morocco. Different excuses. Same agenda. You don't have to like Morocco. I have my own issues with them. But a few days ago, South Africa carried the African flag. Today, Morocco does. Some people seem more committed to hate-watching African teams than supporting African football. Many of the loudest voices aren't even from countries at the World Cup; some have never qualified. Africa first. Just as we supported South Africa, we should support Morocco.

@shifisho @tekinsaeko You can read and that's a plus, but comprehension is playing cat and mouse with you

@MkenyaOffensive @tekinsaeko You’re more damaged than I thought, isn’t it already genocidal what Fulanis are doing in Nigeria? Bro no one is coming to save Africa. No government, no UN, no US no one. It’s on us to clean this continent. Otherwise we’re all fukd

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

@bungomaduke Ningekuadvice but we ni wa ule jamaa. Haugongwi, ata amekufanyia deal.

I need your help guys. Electrician anasema hizi wire zote is Ksh 200,000. Iko sawa ama hapana. Project si yangu. My friend ako USA and he just requested me to be incharge.

@ignyharaz2 @bernklod Huna pseudo? 😂

@bernklod Ata ni sue 😂

Kuna jamaa anaitwa Mike Sitatia alinivaa highschool juu ya kurudia uji nikiwa mono akanivunja mkono. Then he said i wanted to fight him. Musingu wakanipeleka mukumu hospital wakaachia mzazi bill. Mzee sold his pregnant goat ndo nitibiwe. He's still on my bucket list. Siku tutawahi meet na yeye kitachimbika kuliko mbavu destroyer

@delxas_forex Paste niende, mbwa

@MkenyaOffensive Enda mkapige magoti na yeye.

Ni thank you.

@Kama36378Kamau @lynn_ngugi1 Tax evasion is not a strategy, sadly 😂

@lynn_ngugi1 I've realized that - Money is made by those who capitalizes on the loopholes they find in a system. Donald Trump is a good example of billionaire's who have capitalised on the loopholes found in the American tax system .

I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation. Few Observations,. You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods. That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman. We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves. And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..

@shifisho @tekinsaeko If they take the law into their hands it becomes a genocidal war. The only solution is to infiltrate government and then enact with the full law, state sovereignty and people support backing you

@MkenyaOffensive @tekinsaeko Nigerians are still waiting on the government to get rid of boko haram and the Fulani. How long must they wait?