The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
Guys we are pumpppping right now thank you so much for your support I wish we could have CEO'd Ordinals from the start it's unfortunate you lost faith in us but shoutout to all the ones who stayed wgmi
@ordinalswallet As always helping the community grow rather than extracting profits and fucking everyone. I wonder who did that ?? Don't worry I tagged them. @MagicEden@MEonBTC
🔥 NEW OPEN SOURCE TOOL 🔥
Introducing The NATCAT Renderer.
With Magic Eden going down, we needed a new source of truth for NATCAT nft images. We decided to build it and Open Source it for the community.
🐱 NATCAT images also appear on Ordinals Wallet now. 🐱
Access the tool and help us build at:
github.com/ordinals-walle…
JUST IN: The @AntPoolofficial proxy wallet (...mrs2) is actively executing $NAT sales on @ordinalswallet.
Retail sees a "sell" and panics. The smart money sees the literal realization of the Second Subsidy.
You cannot fund the L1 grid on theory. Miners must sell to monetize the asset and build their post-halving treasury.
By actively trading $NAT, the largest hashrate monopoly on Earth is proving that raw block data can be converted into a live, cash-flowing security budget.
This isn't just a transaction.
You are watching the historic thermodynamic pivot of the Bitcoin grid in real-time.
The blueprint is executing. ⚛️⚒️
I have never been more proud of the $DOG Army than right now
It is easy for a memecoin community to show up when the price is at an ATH
But it is very rare for a community to show up in the more volatile painful times
So while every other memecoin community has disappeared the $DOG Army is still here showing up stronger than ever making record numbers of buys and posting those buys on X all organized by the community with no team
We are truly part of something special and while it may not pay off today or tomorrow I believe that good things happen to good people and that one day $DOG will go to the moon and it will be glorious and when that day comes I will think back to this moment right now where the $DOG Army forged its conviction
🔥 NEW FEATURE 🔥
Introducing Unfreeze
Get all the extra sats out of your inscriptions!
This tool extracts all unused satoshis from your inscriptions. This does not burn the inscription — it only reclaims sats above the 546 sat minimum needed for an ordinal.
To find it – go to your wallet page on Ordinals Wallet and click Unfreeze on the "Frozen" section!
@Cryptolution@krakenfx I just opened X and have been scrolling for 10 minutes now and there seems to be an endless amount of posts where people are sharing screenshots of their $DOG buys on Kraken
Incredible stuff
Today, we are excited to announce a new Open Source tool – The Bitmap Renderer
With Magic Eden going down, we needed a new source of truth for Bitmap block transaction images.
We decided to build it and Open Source it for the community.
Access the tool and help us build at:
github.com/ordinals-walle…