MoeDiffy

Forgot my whole family shares an amazon prime account and i just ordered butt plugs ... so pray for me.

I been raw doggin my workouts for the last 6 months with no pre-workout… well I decided to take some today since I’m exhausted and coming off a sickness. Lets just say I might be having a heart attack. 😅🙃

Who the fuck put Toby Keith on my Gym Playlist😂

The gym at this resort is trash.

How the fuck did I get roasted the first full day in mexico. God damn ginger fuck mom.

I could DB press 3 sets of 10 and have a crazy delt pump. Meanwhile I could do glutes and quads for 1.5 hrs and not see any difference. Shit is wack.

There is nothing more heart wrenching than bending over to grab your weights at the gym and feeling a breeze on the ol butt crack 😅

Having a boat is all fun and games until it shuts down right in front of a barge😅😅

The old dudes that do a couple curls then walk around the gym a couple laps creep me out. Quit staring. 😑

me mid conversation with anyone

Only in Villa Ridge, can I get stuck behind two tractors just trying to get 7 miles to the gym😅

Teenage me is dying with excitement to see Pierce the Veil and Sleeping with Sirens on Sunday And 30-year-old me is just as pumped.

Id take a $5 Bass Pro hat over a $30 Richardson any day.

Every day when I get home and my dog is not there too greet me at the door, it’s like a slap in the face🥺

Walking into my house and it being so quiet because Natty is not there is so hard.

My dog died today and when I tell you it feels like I am missing a limb it is no exaggeration. Would not wish this shit on my worst enemy.

My checkered vans match any and every outfit and you can’t change my mind.

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