Monarch Updates

imma be real with yall we just lost Godzilla

Found this phone washed up on a south island beach in New Zealand, saw these fucked up tweets and cast it back out to sea again

lost at sea help

No shit.

Fucking-

‘Cause snitches get stitches, duh.

do not the frog !!! !

Shuddup we ain’t got nothin’ to hide

Jacking off in Mothra’s enclosure rn

@DirtDisrespect yes

@Monarch2go did you lose your virginity while listening to jamiroquai's music or did you have sex with jay kay or with all of the members of jamiroquai

just lost my virginity to jamiroquai

We have replaced Godzilla’s intestines with Fruit By The Foot

@F0rtuneL0wT1er Unclear

@Monarch2go Who's top

Godzilla and King Kong are officially dating. They love each other very much, and have very passionate sex.

idk who this is

they’re fucking dead, that’s it then

aw fuck who’s that

hey, it’s me, The Thing from John Carpenter’s The Thing. i have now become this twitter account. everything is normal.

We have classified Lydia Tár as a M.U.T.O.

he actually said this for real this is not made up

trans person: i’m trans godzilla: cool. ohio: hey i forgot how trains work and now like a third of our land is irreversibly contaminated godzilla: yeah i know, you fucked up. how many warnings i gotta give ya?