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@LucifersTweetz Artificial Intelligence seems to be in a race with Actual Stupidity to see who can destroy us first.

Just like trump said, the ballroom will cost $100 million and all $200 million of it will be privately funded. Taxpayers won't pay a cent of the $300 million because all $400 million of it will come from donations. Only $1 billion will have to come from the taxpayers.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE🚨 LIVE LOOK AT DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO EXIT THE MIDDLE EAST.

@EricLDaugh We kept them from having a nuke for half a century without war. Only dumbass Trump thought it was necessary.

🚨 SECRETARY MARCO RUBIO JUST TRUTH NUKED THE WHOLE WORLD "They could make our gas $8 a gallon and we wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING about it!" "A nuclear-armed Iran could do whatever the HELL they want with the Straits — and there's NOTHING anyone would be able to do about it!" "And that's one of the many reasons, apart from the massive loss of life and a nuclear strike, why Iran can never have a nuclear weapon." "I mean, so this is an example of if they had a nuclear weapon, they closed the Straits and they would tell the world, what are you going to do about it?!" "We have a nuclear weapon, we can attack you with it. That's the world NONE of us want to leave behind." "It won't happen under this President's watch, but some future President and future Americans will have to deal with this. So just one more example by these guys can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon." He said it perfectly.

@GlowSurfing @FroemelAndy @GasBuddyGuy @adammocklerr Not a single person likes your moronic comment. MAGA is dead.

@FroemelAndy @GasBuddyGuy @adammocklerr Sure, let’s give them nukes

In case y’all forgot…

@TONYxTWO Dear Leader has trained you well.

Filling up my truck and not complaining about gas prices because I trust my president

@GlowSurfing @FroemelAndy @GasBuddyGuy @adammocklerr You're in a cult.

@MoonAllenj @FroemelAndy @GasBuddyGuy @adammocklerr That every other president before him in the last 20 years did didn’t have the balls to do

@jeffknox55 This really hurt your feelings that bad, snowflake?

What has happened to the game I once loved?

@Lifeinvestmoney Have you tried running for president?

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@SuperSisi Yes. A lot. I am old.

Did you play Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest?

@Chiefs247365 @LensScientific I think I'm the dumb one. I see a bit of Twitter engagement farming and I just can't help myself.

@MoonAllenj @LensScientific Thank you. This stuff is so dumb.

Do you think time travel will ever be possible?

@ArkEncounter Why didn't you build your arc on the ocean?

Even with today’s technology, we find that the 4,300-year-old biblical design for the ark remains a nearly unmatched standard for seaworthiness.

@BEmpress1984 @jackunheard Why not try something that might actually work?

@jackunheard For the love of God and I pray to our Lord Jesus Christ, that you are right this needs to end we should all pray this ends

I’m going to make a prediction… $2.50 gas by end of June.

@jackunheard I'm going to make a prediction. Trump will wish he had never heard of Iran by then.

@Jexxie Harsh but fair... oh, you weren't talking to me?

Your account has no personality and your content sucks.

@nicksortor @xxJaggedxx Putin's bitch

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says the US will be withdrawing "A LOT" more troops from Germany than the 5,000 announced yesterday FINALLY. Bring our troops home! We don't need NATO — NATO needs US! "We're going to cut WAY down and we're cutting a lot further than 5,000" 🇺🇸

@huffmon24 @Sara_Varnholt If that's what you're getting at, vapers do too (I know from experience), but I'd rather my car smell like strawberries than ash and ass.

@MoonAllenj @Sara_Varnholt I don't want to smell shitty strawberries and cream. Smokers do have an oral fixation, I dunno

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@JackPosobiec So is Santa!

Demons are real

@mistressdivy IDK. Make something up if it's that important to you.

Why is there no male equivalent of "mistress"?