Alan Friar

Me in Cricks, chucking beer mats at me dad so he’ll go the bar

extend Bill Leyland !!!! @Saints1890

WAIT FOR THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR 😂😂😂 The BEAUTIFUL game is so back..

@ItsBigZuu Should support Sierra Leone Fc then kid

What about if you’re a refugee and you didn’t grow up with your dad? This idea that you should support ya local doesn’t work if you come from an unstable home, move around a lot, and your family can’t afford to take you to a football game. The game is bigger than this sorry Dan

Wonder if Fratton Park can knock Osama Bin Laden off the top of the trending list #pompey

Runs like he’s touching cloth and he can finally see his house from 100ft away

@TclurFancy Kenya, I'm an Australian sports journalist. I'm not a Scottish man with Tourette's Syndrome. We just have the same name.

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne. One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

This AI shite needs to stop man. Wait for Ashley Cole haha.

@joshpearson180 I’m sorry but you are very ugly

Do I? That’s news to me fella

You, three Peronis deep, when your uncle takes the last pig in blanket

@livedarts What’s his problem the fucking nest head?

Joe Cullen not happy with Mensur Suljovic at the end of the match 👀

Theoretically, if every match went to the maximum possible sets, and every set went to the maximum possible legs (4,357 legs in total), and every single leg a nine-dart finish was thrown, Paddy Power would be liable for £784,260,000 as a result of this campaign

@GaryLineker Hahahaha yeah whatever Gaz you dirty bastard

If you must know, I was going to a chemist with my daughter-in-law, to get some medicine for her unwell husband….my son. Hatred is a dreadful weakness.

Saka is absolutely fucking shite @IanWright0

@alrightfans @iamtomskinner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iamtomskinner Classic Skinner not only blatantly taunting vegans but literally showing off about having no issues paying his energy bills. Oven on all day on a Sunday when millions of families are affected by poverty and surprise surprise guess what the dark let skinned one is the ‘ruined’one

This is so powerful! “Some things burn when rushed. Others become a masterpiece with time.” Most things if you rush them, they get ruined. Like blasting a chicken in the oven on full heat: you’re gonna burn it. The best things in life take time, like a slow Sunday roast. Same with relationships, business, kids, or learning a skill. Patience creates quality. Don’t rush things. Give things time and they’ll becomes something special. Hope your all having a wonderful Sunday. Bosh❤️

Ricky Hatton vs Kostya Tszyu 🙌🏼

@Lord_Sugar @Redknapp Fuck off sugar you geriatric blurt

Jamie Redknapr is a double barrel idiot. He talks a load of rubbish. He said when Daniel Levy took over Spurs Alan Sugar left the club in a right mess. He and SKY will be hearing from my lawyers Monday @redknapp

I defo heard this right 😂😂 he’s not wrong 😂😂😂😂

Spencer Oliver telling us all Moses Itauma has ‘answered all the answers’ before accidentally calling him a cunt is brilliant radio 😂

When the police thought this guy was in fancy dress as Hulk Hogan, one of my favourite clips ever… 😅 RIP Hulk Hogan! ❤️