Dan Scanlon

A scientist from planet Zetox who was exiled to prehistoric Earth as punishment for inventing a doomsday device, is too intense a backstory for a character that looks like this…

Congrats to @threebarebears everyone at Pixar on a great open weekend for Hoppers!

I realized I don’t like Muppets Take Manhattan because Miss Piggy had a perm.

At my funeral I want framed copies displayed of all the group photos strangers asked me to take.

Happy Birthday Uncle Earl. The only male in our family over twenty with a full head of hair. We are your Dorian Gray painting.

Mcgruff’s only family being his nephew hints at a dark past that would explain his obsession with fighting crime.

Home Alone Prequel: A horror movie about John Candy’s character’s child being left at a funeral parlor. A child fights corpse that come to life when the adults leave. Title: Funeral Home Alone.

Turkey day! #mst3k youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7_Q…

Pre-gaming Thanksgiving with @MST3K

Happy for Daniel Chong & everyone at Pixar, this trailer looks so fun!

@threebarebears Congrats Daniel, the trailer is really funny!

our movie is PURE CHAOS 👑🦫 can't wait for you to see it

I love Thriller performed by Vincent Price (featuring Michael Jackson)

Thought I was seeing Harry Potter but I guess it’s something called Star Princess 🤷‍♂️#starprincess

Visiting Michigan and finally took the trip to @Griffinclaw to try @DrewLaneShow inspired Red Shovel Lager. Loved it!Tastes just like the show! @marcfell @trudi85345

Couple of greasers enjoying pre-show Chardonnays before the show. #outsiders

Wearing shirts about NYC in NYC with @allanmcleod

$40 to wait to develop pictures that look like 1999, that really would save on fun!

Was this supposed to look like a soothing cream filled coffee or the ominous flames of the robot uprising covering an AI dependent planet?

@orson_smells Thanks!

@MrDanScanlon Beautiful.

New fun comic about death! danscanlonart.com/post/funny-dea…