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Corey

@Mr__Cander

Lawyer, Foodie, Wino, Dino. And not necessarily in that order. Criminal Lawyer.

Arkansas Beigetreten Mart 2009
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Crime 101 starts so well, but fails to stick the landing. By like a lot.
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We love seeing consequences live
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I am not okay
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If you want to engage with me over the next few months, “did you see Project Hail Mary” is a sure way to get me talking.
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Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!
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This time tomorrow I will have seen Project Hail Mary. Grace Rocky save stars. Grace Rocky save Corey.
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@nastywomanatlaw Love seeing that Tornado Watch notification in early March 🙃
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nw@l@nastywomanatlaw·
Tornado season is early again and while this is great for my niche interest, it's very much *not* good
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Imagine existing for over a hundred and sixty million years only for people to be obsessed with your demise.
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Stephen Ford@StephenSeanFord·
Project Hail Mary is gonna be one of those blockbusters where people in 20 years will say, "man, i wish i could have seen this for the first time in theaters."
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I can already tell you I’m going to cry like a baby watching Project Hail Mary in two weeks.
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@sadiexdoyle Well first of all stop the Stranger rewatch. That won’t end well.
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ashli⎊@sadiexdoyle·
I want to rewatch Veronica Mars but I also want to rewatch Psych, but I also want to rewatch Bones, but I also need to finish my rewatch of Castle, but I'm in the middle of a Stranger Things rewatch
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Scream 7 was aggressively okay. By far gnarliest kills of the franchise, but the SFX were lacking and the reveal was lackluster.
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@Terrordome3K @NJayrassic My dude, I cannot handhold you through this. This whole post from him is a retraction on misinformation he posted without verifying first. Even this retraction has misinformation about how the legal system handles cybersquatting, explained fully (with sources) by my thread here.
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@Mr__Cander @NJayrassic In this case what “misinformation” was given? Can you give an example?
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Hi all, your trusty blood sucking lawyer here! Interestingly enough, cybersquatting is rarely prosecuted criminally and is more often than not litigated (and resolved) on the civil side, since “bad faith” is required for criminal penalties. Don’t fall for clickbait like this!
Swrve 🦖 'Jurassic' News & Content@SwrveYT

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Universal has been made aware of an illegal accusation of a ‘JURASSIC WORLD LIBERATION’ domain title 🚨 Apparently, no title for Jurassic World 5 has yet been finalised. It is unclear if they will proceed with legal action on whom had acquired this domain 📝 👨‍⚖️

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@Terrordome3K @NJayrassic “Excited fan” is a generous rebrand for repeatedly posting unverified claims as “exclusive” news. There’s a difference between enthusiasm and manufacturing urgency for engagement. One is fandom. The other is misinformation with a logo.
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TD3K@Terrordome3K·
@Mr__Cander @NJayrassic Keep your hair on. Swrve is just an excited fan of Jurassic like the rest of us, chomping at the bit to talk about new developments.
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I hate how much Netflix’s new Strip Law show has suckered me in. As a lawyer, it infuriates me how funny it is.
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