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mf write like the damn Chick-Fil-A cow
lumi@ilylumii
enjoying a meal with a friend and a man came by, threw this on our table and ran out the store ?
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Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.
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Me: Why am I always broke?
Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.
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Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena
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can i wear this or would it be stolen valor?
O.W. Root@owroot
Just so you know, there is a USPS cape. Our mailman was wearing it yesterday.
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imagine being broken up with over the dolphone
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Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school
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Just a few weeks ago, Radko Gudas ended Auston Matthews season
Tonight he took his beating like a man and paid the price
Only in Hockey
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me: “I should have about $200 left”
bank balance: *$2.79*
me:
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And you’re a woman beating piece of shit
Brandon Carr@YGBalenciaga919
@JeffNadu You corny and fat, go get in the weight room
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Crazy to think that there’s a whole generation that hasn’t experienced this.
Mila ✧@aip551
They really took this from us.
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