Ichabod the Odd

@ThatAlexWoman Crusts. Now hear me out. Crusts don't make your hair go curly. They give you curly hair. Eat your crusts, or you won't live to get your curly hair. Curly hair is pubes. They were telling kids, "Eat your crusts, or you'll die."

Lucky bastards. We had to do it in tiny shorts and a t-shirt. The poor girls had to do it in t-shirt and navy knickers.

@klara_sjo I'm sure there was another quote that the planet always rained. Like, unbroken 24hr 7 days a week.

Sounds like the author really visited England's second biggest city.

@THighlandbunny They say liking warhammer couldn't possibly make anyone more attractive. ☺️

Bought a new Warhammer combat patrol! I loved painting this one

I could never understand why the god of the old testament seemed to be so different from the God Jesus talked about. Then, one day, it clicked. It was not long after I discovered Israel's account.

@Emp4thchan You look like the most Irish girl I've ever seen. You look a bit like my mum actually. The insular celts are more famed for having dark hair.

People call me Jewish despite the fact I’m literally Celtic white and have posted my DNA test multiple times

Do men who actually find A cups attractive exist? 🙈

@dosegenderos Good because it looks silly.

One thing from Japan that has not crossed over to here is the "hime cut". Wherein the hair is cut at clearly separated levels. Guys, thoughts on this?

@moonchild23580 Some things ladies think are hints are so subtle, absolutely no one would notice.

Some hints be so subtle they need subtitles. 😂

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless? 🤔

@Jbanklestankle1 I'm born and raised 30 miles south of Glasgow. Ive got nae idea what the fuck he just said. Having said that, I don't nt think he's from Glasgow. Sounds more northeast to me.

This sounds like society after one more software update.

Yhwh is one of Abba Father's sons. He was first in line to the throne. He didn't want to wait. He and others tried to overthrow Abba, the Father, our King. Yhwh divided the Kingdom. Yhwh is cast down to Earth. Yhwh builds his own earthly Kingdom. Reclaims the Hebrews he long abandoned. Demands everyone worship him or die. Turns them into a military superpower. Abba sends His Son, Jesus. Yhwh tested Jesus - Jesus prevails. Jesus tells us who Yhwh is. Jesus tells us He is setting humanity free. Jesus fulfilled Yhwh's Law. Jesus opens the scroll in Rev 5. Humanity transfers from Yhwh to Abba and Jesus. Rev 11:15 Legal transfer is complete. Yhwh doesn't care, he's not leaving. Yhwh is once again raising an army. Yhwh will lead the Abrahamic faiths together in war. Against Jesus and His people, the Kingdom. You will be told multiple cover stories. They will be very persuasive. Don't fall for them! You must learn to recognize Jesus' voice. Now⏳ Read the Gospels in any Bible with these 5Qs. What did Jesus say about: Himself. His Father. What He came to do. Where He came from. What will soon take place. Why not start right now? We live in a very special time. Maranatha! Our redemption is come.

You have to understand that the Yhwh worshipper LIKES Yhwh's behavior - because it matches their own. They're not justifying Yhwh's behavior - they love it and espouse it. They found a god that acts like they want to act, to destroy their enemies and send them to damnation, never admitting the stark reality - that they themselves will never meet Yhwh's impossible standards and will themselves be judged guilty and cut off from eternal life. Only the repentant heart is capable of choosing the love and forgiveness of Abba - for themselves and their enemies - over the wickedness of Yhwh.

@klara_sjo Who, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck puts scrambled egg on a hotdog?

This and a glass of whole milk on a hot summer day.

@cetin4334 @ChristianEmerg1 My God can do anything he turns his mind to. My God can have a son because he decided he would. Is your god lesser because you insist he can't?

@ChristianEmerg1 Does the idea of ​​a "son of God" make sense? Is a son of God even possible? They were just prophets, they delivered their message and died like ordinary people. But Jesus was taken up to heaven and saved.

Muslims bent on steering people away from Christianity wore shirts that say “I love Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) Because I’m Muslim.” Christians: Do not fall for this ruse. Muslims do not love or believe in the biblical Jesus. Muslims insist Jesus was never crucified and never resurrected. They claim he is not the Son of God and reject Christ’s divinity and the Trinity. The Koran denounces Christians as blasphemers, vile and worthy of subjugation. Don’t fall for this distortion of Truth. Live not by lies.

@JamesBolton083 @klara_sjo Well, they're bulging too much from her sockets and she doesn't blink. Not even once.

@klara_sjo Others pointing out her teeth but there's just something very uncanny about her eyes and it's really throwing me off.

To heal from what..?

@politicalawake You can get the recipe. You don't need infinite shit gibbons to make it for you.

Oh no if Japan controls it's borders the curry restaurants will disappear!. I'm joking but this is literally the narrative the Japanese Mainstream Media is pushing. They think sacrificing Japanese culture is worth it for the curry.

About one to two years into the 40-year Exodus... It gets more interesting as you read. Korah (son of Izhar), Dathan and Abiram (sons of Eliab), and On (son of Peleth) dared to challenge Moses. (Korah was a descendant of Kohath and Levi. Dathan, Abiram, and On were descendants of Reuben.) These four men were joined by 250 Israelite men, well-known leaders of the community, chosen by the assembly. They came together to confront Moses and Aaron (Moses' brother) and said to them, “You’ve gone far enough! Everyone in the whole community is holy, and Yhwh is among them. Why do you set yourselves above Yhwh’s assembly?” As soon as Moses heard this, he bowed with his face touching the ground. Then he said to Korah and all his followers, “In the morning Yhwh will show who belongs to him, who is holy, and who it is that he will allow to come near him. Only the person Yhwh chooses will be allowed to come near him. Korah, you and all your followers must do this tomorrow: Take incense burners, and put burning coals and incense in them in Yhwh’s presence. Then Yhwh will choose the man who is holy. You’ve gone far enough!” Moses also said to Korah, “Listen, you Levites! Isn’t it enough for you that the Elohim of Israel has separated you from the rest of the community of Israel? Yhwh has brought you near himself to do the work for his tent and stand in front of the community to serve them. He has brought you and all the other Levites near himself, but now you demand to be priests. So you and all your followers have joined forces against Yhwh! Who is Aaron that you should complain about him?” Then Moses sent for Dathan and Abiram, sons of Eliab. But they said, “We won’t come! Isn’t it enough that you brought us out of a land flowing with milk and honey only to kill us in the desert? Do you also have to order us around? Certainly you haven’t brought us into a land flowing with milk and honey or given us any fields and vineyards to own. Do you think you can still pull the wool over our eyes? We won’t come.” Moses became angry and said to Yhwh, “Don’t accept their offering. I haven’t taken anything from them, not even a donkey. And I haven’t mistreated any of them.” Moses said to Korah, “Tomorrow you and all your followers must come into Yhwh’s presence. Aaron will also be there with you. Each man will take his incense burner and put incense in it. They will offer all 250 incense burners to Yhwh. Then you and Aaron offer your incense burners.” So each man took his incense burner, put burning coals and incense in it, and stood with Moses and Aaron at the entrance to the tent of meeting. When Korah had gathered all his followers - those who opposed Moses and Aaron - at the entrance to the tent of meeting, the glory of Yhwh appeared to the whole group. Yhwh said to Moses and Aaron, “Move away from these men, and I’ll destroy them in an instant.” Immediately, they bowed with their faces touching the ground and said, “O Elohim, you are the Elohim who gives the breath of life to everyone! If one man sins, will you be angry with the whole community?” Then Yhwh said to Moses, “Tell the community: Move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram.” Moses got up and went to Dathan and Abiram, and the leaders of Israel followed him. He said to the community, “Move away from the tents of these wicked men. Don’t touch anything that belongs to them, or you’ll be swept away because of all their sins.” So they moved away from the tents of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram. Dathan and Abiram had come out and were standing at the entrances to their tents with their wives and children. Moses said, “This is how you will know that Yhwh sent me to do all these things and that it wasn’t my idea: If these men die like all other people - if they die a natural death - then Yhwh hasn’t sent me. But if Yhwh does something totally new - if the ground opens up, swallows them and everything that belongs to them, and they go down alive to their graves - then you’ll know that these men have treated Yhwh with contempt.” As soon as he had finished saying all this, the ground under them split, and the earth opened up to swallow them, their families, the followers of Korah, and all their property. They went down alive to their graves with everything that belonged to them. The ground covered them, and so they disappeared from the assembly. All the Israelites around them ran away when they heard their screams. They thought the ground would swallow them, too. Fire came from Yhwh and consumed the 250 men who were offering incense. Numbers 16:1-35 • bbl.zip/num/16/1 📖 You cannot serve TWO Lords, for you will love one and despise the other. Yhwh, or Jesus?

@CleansedTweets She's the definition of average.

In 2012 Florence Colgate won a UK-wide contest for Britain's most naturally beautiful face. ♥️ Asians & Americans (from my experience), think British women are attractive. But Europeans say we are not. What do you think of British women?

@OllyParramore @AdrianneCurry If he was hated by a majority, he wouldn't be president.

@AdrianneCurry Trumps not adored by the world, he’s hated by the majority. You’re looking in the wrong direction pal. 🙏

The antichrist will be loved and adored world wide. Is that Trump, to you? Lol

@OnTheLevelCast @TPV_John Except he doesn't really fit it. Your trump derangement is showing.

@TPV_John Yes, exactly.And it's weird anytime you try to compare Trump to the scriptures, which clearly fit him, people either deflect to jared kushner, for some reason or say, trump is just paving the way for someone else like him to come its like what 🤔😆

It’s VERY IMPORTANT to understand the real Biblical context of the Man of Lawlessness (Antichrist) because, it’s not what we have been programmed to believe. The Bible says the Antichrist will be a VILE person, not universally loved by any means. He will rule with an iron fist, and make the world conform to his will. The Antichrist will face great opposition and oppression before his rise to prominence. Then, he will rule with an iron first, forcing mandatory compliance to his will. He will also be extremely blasphemous, while appearing to be a “believer”…Just like you would expect of “the great deceiver”. Boy, does Trump REALLY tick a LOT of these boxes. Pretty much ALL of them, actually.