Neha

I pack for my travels like i shop: first i shove in too many clothes, then slowly realise, and start taking the not-so-comfy ones out.

England this whole tournament #ENGvSLO

@MertonParkSch Looking fwd to welcoming everyone back home! Safe travels!

We have just got on the coach to head back to Merton Park! See you later

@MertonParkSch Hope you are having fun, boys!

Ready for some raft building!

@Sandi_H_xx NOT this! If my 5 year old gets asked this i'd be speaking to the headteacher!

Parents... what is your 5 year old being taught?

@Deepi_K I dont get how on earth it holds??!!!!! I genuinely want to stop and ask them that!

En route to the station this morning and I’m greeted with the sight of two teenage boys walking ahead of me, with their trousers tied below their butts. Why are people still doing this? Looks ridiculous. I don’t care if I’m showing my age now. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@Sandi_H_xx Whoever he is, he isnt big enough to be on KWK imho

@MumInWimbledon Who is this Orry? Bollywood seem to love him, especially the younger lot...

Sorry, Orry. I couldn't. Turned it off. #koffeewithkaran

Indeed!!

I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have

Muriel and Cameron?! #VirginRiver

@MasalaBai Yes my house is cleanest whilst im on holiday. Always.

Before going away for a few days do you also clean whole house, kitchen squeaky clean and dry, fridge running but empty except for filled water bottles and 2-3 onions and potatoes for emergency, sheets, pillow covers changed, covered by old sheet, bin empty, or am I alone in this

Such a proud moment for India!!! #ISRO

Dear @ODEONCinemas my god the state of your seats and floors in Kingston! And this isnt the only one in Screen 3. Appaling really

To whoever needs to hear this again: we are not rats and this isn't a race. #monday

Loved Alia in Heart Of Stone. Same accent. Class acting as ever. Fab starcast and engaging script.

@riachops Point toh hai milord! I agree

exact second I realized this Rocky Rani song is NOT IT is this moment when Ranveer visibly cringes back to avoid Alia's hair from hitting his face... in a true filmi romance the hero would allow her hair to hit him.... maybe even throw in a deep sniff... this is not my Bollywood

@JustEatUK Dm sent

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Hey @JustEatUK where is my food? It says delivered?!

@poornabell I watched it for Kim C and loved it.

@NM_Mum Tired, most prob

Man just offered me a seat on the tube. Can’t decide if he thought I was pregnant, or just old. Either option is sub-optimal.