Ryan 🙃

I’m not looking for a friend, im looking for an Amigas Cheetah. Friend for life

Annie please never fucking touch alcohol again #LoveIsBlind

Annie is fucking cringe dot com #LoveIsBlind

I’m at a restaurant mid bite of my hot dog and Free Woman by Lady Gaga comes on and I’m surrounded by boomers and I’m trying to keep my shit together.. help

Reality tv hasn’t been the same since we met Dog and Beth.

Chrishell is the kinda girl to start a physical altercation and then play the victim…. What a nut case #SellingSunset

Are all the people who were bitching about the #snackwrap actually eating them? Cuz y’all are quiet all of a sudden.

I’m still not over Holmes on #overcompensating - they’re such an icon 🔥😍

@axs I notice you still haven’t emailed me for my Chappell tix… u tryna fight?

I don’t know any of my friends birthdays. I literally rely on social media for reminders.

I personally hope that not enough people knew about the Chappell registration so that I’m not fighting for my fucking life trying to get a ticket

Ok- is anyone wondering why #szn4 didn’t name themselves Pinky Promise? It felt almost implied. #BuildingTheBand #netflix

I haven’t seen Jason Nash begging for galaxies in Awhile. And I couldn’t be happier

Sometimes nothing hits like a cold Mr Pibb.

Some of you don’t eat Taco Bell and it shows…

Watching #WeWereLiars - why is the music so fucking loud

Can’t wait to feel the Jantasy tonight ❤️ @janjanjan

Just a quick PSA that I will be judging anyone wearing fake Birkenstocks this summer. May the odds be in your favor. Also it’s my birthday- hi

#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTjjYyLT1/

There’s something about getting a haircut that makes you feel like “bitch I’m back”