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Ambitious Llama🦙

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Wyoming, USA Beigetreten Ağustos 2012
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Ambitious Llama🦙@MusingsofAwe·
In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season". Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".
Ambitious Llama🦙@MusingsofAwe

To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers. Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.

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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
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Troll Football Media@TrollFootball2·
England's man of the match against Norway
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Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical·
Reporter: “Harry, what are your thoughts on the 1st goal? The ball hit the camera cable prior to it.” Harry Kane: “I didn’t see no cable, if there was a cable it was the cable of God”
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Ambitious Llama🦙@MusingsofAwe·
Switzerland. You're the ones we've been waiting for. Deliver us from these South American scum.
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Jacob Herbstman
Jacob Herbstman@jacobherbstman·
What is the point of VAR if it calls back legit goals and misses insanely important things like the goal kick hitting a cable??
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Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical·
So the chip in the ball detected the Croatian player’s hair vs Portugal but it didn’t work when the ball hit the freaken cable of the camera to favor England?
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Haralabos Voulgaris
Haralabos Voulgaris@haralabob·
Contact on a corner that happens nearly every corner kick gets overturned by VAR. A cable literally hits the ball and it’s play on, no review. The inconsistency in how VAR is applied makes it impossible to take this sport seriously at times.
Melissa Reddy@MelissaReddy_

For the benefit of those who haven’t seen the review of the ball hitting the camera cable before England’s equaliser on Fox Sports…

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erika@yeeeerika·
every watermelon purchase is an act of radical optimism
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Troll Football@TrollFootball·
HAHAHA Haaland
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