PeterMuskrat

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PeterMuskrat

PeterMuskrat

@MuskratPeter

Oho me hearties, my pirate ship has just sunk, do you mind if I hop aboard ye ship? wait a minute 🏴‍☠️

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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
@FOXFOOTY Didn't swing as hard as you swung yourself at Billy's missus Gaz!!
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Fox Footy
Fox Footy@FOXFOOTY·
"That's rubbish, Will - and he knows it!" Garry Lyon rips into Carlton's Tribunal defence, in which Will Hayward claimed his hit on George Wardlaw was "no different to any tackle". #AFL360
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Will Hayward is fronting the AFL Tribunal, contesting a striking charge. Follow via @FOXFOOTY and this thread.
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
Just asked my mum why I stopped martial arts when I was a kid - she said she “saw a great darkness in my eyes” - feel like I been denied my destiny fr and the rest of y’all the better for it😤
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
Sometimes it just do be like it is for real and I think that’s so real🥲💯🫡🐐
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Lachlan McKirdy
Lachlan McKirdy@LMcKirdy7·
A lot of people are mad at this when only three scarves were left behind on the entire flight, even the Carlton fans were wearing them through the baggage carousel and more generally, everyone had a good time. The Giants' bandwagon is inevitable. #AFLFinals
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Lachlan McKirdy@LMcKirdy7

Special Virgin Australia flight down to Melbourne with every passenger getting a Giants scarf. Already heard a few disgruntled Carlton fans down the back… #AFLFinals

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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
Sometimes I just see some shit and be thinking - “word that’s what’s up” and it be a man speeding through a school zone or something
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PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
They prayin’ on my downfall, and be attacking me through my favourite sports teams😔😤
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PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
Noooo don’t go gently into that Goodnight, you’re so sexy aha
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
How do I infiltrate someone’s dreams? I need to deliver a message
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
I be formulating some nefarious plans and schemes
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
Mr Beast should do a video where he gets me off this DUI
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
After much deliberation and debate with some of this world’s greatest minds, freethinkers and experts, it has been conclusively decided that bitches - in fact, ain’t shit. -Sir Peter Muskrat, fifth of his lineage, Lord of the Seven Seas, circa 2023.
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craftmeister♻️
craftmeister♻️@craftmeistercs·
CSGO
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PeterMuskrat
PeterMuskrat@MuskratPeter·
in tha beninging
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yo mr white
yo mr white@yomrwhat·
yo mr white, making meth is not enough. we must cook estrogen
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