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@O_Cycliffe @Shiko_tyras @NdindiNyoro But is what he is saying usefull to the citizenry or not?

@Shiko_tyras @NdindiNyoro They only criticize when they stop eating. @NdindiNyoro is also just a masquerader. He has no political goodwill

Oyaaah @NdindiNyoro, fuck you and your African business 🤮🤮

@JohnMuc85989338 @muriaso We are okay. So what do other communities do right that we do not?

@muriaso The problem with central is that this kind of songs lead to euphoric moments and that's where we go wrong

Kamande wa Kioi has released a new song 'tutitui no nitui' meaning we know who we will not elect but we don't know who we will elect. The ground has decided it's wantam and there is no escape route for William Ruto😂Hii ni moto sana

@bo0kthoughts @lilywanjiee What qualifications do you have to make such wild accusations and what published research have you done to come to such conclusions?

Why do women do this to themselves? Older men like younger women because they are predators. It has nothing to do with baggage, fertility or looks. They are predators, go to sleep and move on.

@laly553344 @nasthesaid @Knick_RSA Jewelery lol

@nasthesaid @Knick_RSA From your stupidity I can guess you’re American cause African have been wearing jewelry for centuries

Without Africa you’d have wooden ships because you wouldn’t have access to Mineral Resources to build technology.

@Knick_RSA @gidikariuki 8th Century Vikings and Persians were crossing high seas without ever wondering into the hinterlands of the Dark Continent

@Benardnyolei @Kriisstie_M Kusema "team mwaga ndani" ni facts aje ?

@Kriisstie_M How does someone foolish and stupid when he state facts?. Tell me. He's didn't abuse anyone. He just said facts

Ujinga na ushamba. Yuck! 🚮

@Hedgegod_xotwod @sheisafairyyy Boring is nice. Boring is trustable

@sheisafairyyy neither can i. i'm so sick and tired of the beyond outdated idea that certain clothes are more professional than others. THEY ALWAYS CHOOSE THE MOST BORING THING TO CALL "PROFESSIONAL"

I can't wait for Gen Z’s to completely take over professional spaces and redefine competency separately from appearances and identity norms. Like yes my doctor has her nose pierced and she's great at her job.

@_yamessss_ @zenzen65935550 @sheisafairyyy Him

@zenzen65935550 @sheisafairyyy Says who ?

@gakulamungiria @kamauwaruhiu Narrative inaskumwa na moderate Tutam battalion

@kamauwaruhiu People are not considering Gachagua. I don’t know where you folks are getting this from. People are cheering Gachagua’s jabs on the common enemy. There’s a massive difference

I thought I knew what true fear was until one day I was with my son in Kikuyu ,he was just 3 years old . I Turned around for a second and the little guy disappeared 😨😨😨 I felt my body go cold , I searched for about five minutes only to see him next to a smokie sales man ,he loved those things . The second time i felt that fear was today when it dawned on me that people are seriously considering gachagua 😨😨. Buana patieni maraga.

@wambuijoan2024 @themayor_ke 🔥🔥

For the first time in history of the Republic of Kenya an ordinary man who was pronounced as so in the national parliament and senate walked into a Presidential function,took over and introduced however and whoever he wanted. He lectured the President,told the MC of the moment(Governor Kiarie to sit down and lower his mzegi) as if not in a hurry he quiped "who is it? is it you Baddilisha standing behind me? kindly sit down it cant be two of us standing. He even had time to introduce sms sent to him by women and church Bishops more like paul writing or explaiming letters to the 7 churches. This ordinary villager even had the audacity to sing a song(just for his pleasure)! This same villager pulled some attack notes from his pockets to teach speaker of the national assembly standing orders then turned to where majority leader was sitted and told the president to tell majority leader he is not his Kihii Respect this man Gachagua!

@Akkue12 @WaiTnaWaGatundu Which are what?

I am not an atheist, I’m an African man, who aligns with nature and follows the ways of my culture traditions, and ancestral heritage.

@aonyango46 @RodgersKipembe @Osama_otero Ustake kutaka kupendwa na watu, chunga maisha yako na ujipende

@RodgersKipembe @Osama_otero But you took oarth not to give a luo power even if he wins..and called him names..!! It's kiuks hate for luos that has messed this country..from jaramogi,mboya,Raila etc..more rules more than anticipated becoz of greed of kiuks..not to allow anybody to ascend to power if not Mt?

The only leader who was not tribal in Kenya.

@Aliakaphil @AmosKiragu4 @RodgersKipembe Akikutukana utaanza kusema yeye ni mkabila 🫴🏾, relax

@AmosKiragu4 @RodgersKipembe Enda ukunywe kachangaa wewe ,hata masomo iwezi ondoa hereditary stupidity..

@slimvnsn @__awesomali Brilliant 👏🏽👏🏽

My father never came to a single thing I invited him to. Not my primary school graduation. Not my secondary school prize giving where I collected 3 awards and kept looking at the gate. Not my university matriculation. Not the ceremony when I got called to bar in 2012. I'd send him the date weeks in advance and he'd say I'll try and that was always the full sentence. I'll try. No follow up. No explanation after. My mother would sit in his place and clap loud enough for 2 people. I stopped inviting him after the bar call. Not from anger. Some people love you completely and still cannot show up and after a while you stop making them feel guilty about it. He was not a bad man. I want to be clear about that. He was a mechanic in Mushin for 35 years. Worked 6 days a week. Sent every one of us to school. Never raised his hand. Never left. The lights stayed on and the rent was paid and there was always food and he did all of it quietly without asking to be celebrated. He just could not sit in a plastic chair and watch something. I accepted that and moved on. Last year I bought my first property. A flat in Ojodu. Took 9 years of saving and 2 years of paperwork and a lawyer who nearly finished me. When the keys finally came I sat in the empty flat on the floor for an hour just breathing. I called my mother first. She screamed. My sister cried. I didn't call my father. 3 days later he called me. Said he heard about the flat from my mother. Said he wanted to come and see it. I didn't know what to do with that so I just said okay. Gave him the address. Figured he'd say I'll try and we'd never speak of it again. He showed up on Saturday at 9am. Stood at the door in his good agbada. The one he only wears for serious things. Holding a small nylon bag. I let him in and he walked through every room without speaking. Not quickly. Slowly. Like he was counting something. He checked the pipes under the kitchen sink. Knocked on the walls. Opened and closed the windows twice each. Looked at the ceiling in every room the way only a man who has fixed things his whole life looks at ceilings. Then he came and stood in the sitting room and looked at me. Said the pipework is good. Said the windows seal properly. Said whoever built this knew what they were doing. I nodded. Long silence. Then he opened the nylon bag. Inside was a small framed photo. Me at maybe 7 years old sitting on the bonnet of an old car in his workshop. Grinning. Both legs swinging. He's standing beside me with his hand on my shoulder looking at something outside the frame. I remember that day. I had gone to the workshop after school and he let me sit there while he worked and gave me a Fanta and put a Michael Jackson cassette on the small radio. I didn't know anyone had taken a photo. He said he kept it on his workshop table for 22 years. Said he wanted me to have something for the new place. I held that frame and stood very still. He said he knew he missed things. Said he was not good at the sitting and watching. That crowds made something in him go wrong in a way he never knew how to explain. Then he said the flat was good and he was proud and he asked if there was anything in the kitchen because he hadn't eaten. I laughed. Made him eggs and bread while he sat at my kitchen table in his good agbada like he owned the place. We ate and he told me about a car he was working on. I told him about a case that was giving me trouble. Normal conversation. The kind we should have been having for years. He left at 1pm. At the door he gripped my shoulder the same way he did in that photo. Didn't say anything. Didn't need to. The photo is on my sitting room wall now. First thing I hung in the whole flat. Some fathers cannot sit in the plastic chair. But mine drove to Ojodu in his good agbada on a Saturday morning with a 22 year old photograph in a nylon bag. That was his standing ovation. I just didn't know to look for it in that shape.

@Superflygirldad @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe Nakumbuka ukinishow unajiita supergirl dad juu unataka kukulwa ubebe mimba

@MutiGitau @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe We si ulikulwa na ule MP wa finance bill

WAKALEE wanauana. Wamelewa na mmoja akasema ni WANTAM na Dr. Fred Matiang’i ndio atakuwa Rais mwaka ujao. Jameni!! In Kenya there is freedom of speech, is it a crime in Kenya for a Kalenjin to support a kisii who he feels he is equal to the task ahead?

@WillyB_303 @Aliathewhite Do you let people or strangers come into your house to eat the food you have and sleep in your bed?

You shouldn't hate. The aboriginal culture was one where even a stranger emerging from the bush could sit down and eat with the tribe for dinner without paying. Live and let live, for the most part. With Nature, too. Not an advanced way to live... but a different, and still fulfilling one.

It was also full of literally naked cavemen who did nothing with that land.

@Superflygirldad @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe I knew you were gay Mr Kikuyu Man 😅😅

@MutiGitau @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe most of kikuyus are gay, including the fat one shouting [I warned you in 2022'

@Big_Mck @gidikariuki You're even 1000 times dumber for calling yourself Biggest Mack honestly inspired by Americana you bozzo 😅😅

That's because Americans are easily the dumbest people on earth. I mean, look at Trump.

@Superflygirldad @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe Hakuna Gikuyu anaitwa superflygirldad hiyo ni ushoga tu na hao followers wako 5 na blue tick za takataka 😅😅

@MutiGitau @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe Hauna pesa hataya blue tick,,, Nilikuambia we si mkikuyu. We ni maskini fukani, abda ni wale congolese wanauza chai

@Superflygirldad @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe 😅😅 una compare jina ya kiukweli Gîtau Mûti na Superflygirldad 🫴🏾, hauna akili mjamaa 🚮

@MutiGitau @Oppenheimer2008 @Realkangethe girl dad ni dume ao na mtoi dame. wewe ni mangirl... mwanaume ako na jina na tabia za dem