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Thinking about wrecking into this zeta so she’s forced to talk to me

I’ve been buying half tanks of gas just hoping the prices drop by the time it’s ready for the next fill up

Is looking like a pedophile part of the job application to be a women’s basketball head coach?

@BaseballWRLD_ Wetherholt

This is the most anticipated position player MLB debut since _______ ?

@BoersBurner I have yet to see an Alabama center stick their hand out, call for the ball and go to work in the post. Never happnes

Alabama fans are you wondering what the problem is? Look to no other than the three transfer portal WHIFFS

Happens every time. Binnington goes crazy for team Canada, wins a gold, and then comes back to the blues and takes us on a 21 game win streak.

@StableRonaldo Gimme my money

Doing my first ever sports bet for the Super Bowl If the patriots win I’ll give one person who likes this tweet and comments $5000

Saban era receivers: 1. Jones 2. Cooper 3. Smitty 4. Ridley 5. Jeudy

Can ice officers in Minnesota wear meta glasses and live stream so I can watch

Investigate Cobie Durant.

It was always Charlie Kirk first touchdown

No days off for Phil Knight and the Marketing team

Ryan Williams has Parkinson’s disease

Cam Skattebo is the first player to ever intentionally speed run CTE

@TuscaloosaTrey He looks fucking racked

Nobody is doing it like Kyle Hall of Alabama Fraternity Consulting™️ #elly #sendy

Your telling me I have to pay to run on my campus

Got admitted and they asked for an emergency contact. Hope my Ex’s phone isn’t dead. Game is Game.

“Every body at the bar getting tipsy” No shit buddy it’s a bar

There used to be a time

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone

Well Las Vegas bent me over and fucked me. With that being said, I am out for the season