Sailor

I need Patchouli's giant fat ass smothering my face right fucking now

*decays*

imagine how much better m9nogatari would be if everyone was naked all the time

lowkey me whenever I think about Pickle Rick #picklerick #nigga #monkey

*comes out of the closet as a stinky dead niցցer with flies buzzing around it*

*comes out of the closet as a maniacal child raρing niցցer*

To all you fuckin hipsters who think you're too good for the Beatles and that they stink or they're boring, this one's for you:

How the following tab feels after muting several dozen mutuals

has anyone done this yet

玲奈お姉ちゃんに金ビキニを着せたら、すごく怒っているみたい

@FagChud Some of this is true

@NEEToDesu Slut part (Xitter user @NEEToDesu gets pimped out to Old Women who defile his sensitive young man body in exchange for money)

Hey wtf

@JReizeism Nooooo I am pro death and kiIIing muhahahaha..... ahahahahahaaaaa!!!! [laughing like the joker and shooting my dog in the head]

@NEEToDesu at least you're against abortion. what a relief

If I had a retаrd baby, I wouldn't abort it. I'd let it be born so I could throw it in the trash! diе you little freak!!!!!!

@FagChud Only half true.... can YOU, dear reader, figure out which half?

@NEEToDesu Really called you a gay slut

White people look up the best dialogue option for every conversation in rpgs

$1,500,000,000,000 has been used by Sailor to buy ice cream and cookies and milk and a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really big bag of gummy worms

oomfie there's no hope for you, so you should fucking beat it!!!!!

I'm proyper, the punk rock groyper