Greg the Wizard

Does anyone have any tips for getting rid of acne cause i have tried almost everything, and it isnt going away plus i wanna be a femboy so let me know any tips :3

@gregthesorcerer Make an orange concotion in it

The liquor store is a great place to find potion bottles

I just wanna say that at the start of the school year i couldn't read sheet music in band and now i can completely out-perform the kids in my band class, they suck horribly

@Ravenismeee Playing their favorite game with them

what is the male equivalent to flowers??

@anime_daily WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MIKU I CAN'T ESCAPE

If you're left brained you'd see a rabbit and if you're right brained you'd see a cat

@LIFERINGTISM Yes

Are all the girls lesbians

@BimbleWizard Damn you bimble

Bimble peed on the moon

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I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

@shortstacknifft @PomnifromTADC It was a joke abot the ragatha and pomni ship

@NMAnimates @PomnifromTADC Buddy I only got a boyfriend learn to read people bios

She can explore my digital circus

@SadoSenpai Yeah

Do you find this pretty?

@Kitsuna1111 FUCK

Should I sleeep?

@nyaraVT Same bro

I’m a bottom.

@lady_valor_07 Because only homosapiens evolved because of the enviroments we were evolving in

Who can answer this?

@RecycledTwts Man the wind is strong today

97 year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

@eggnoggies @DeerLoaf That is an actual good april food joke

@DeerLoaf my april fool was temporarily being a montreal canadiens fan

"Im selling my sona" "Im leaving the fandom" "Im not gay anymore" Bro get original April Fools jokes PLEASE

@astropics Like half of these people are gonna be saying "FuLl MoOn" but i know a tiny bit of italian so in my (non-native) language it is Luna Piena

How do you say "Full Moon" in your language?

@KinaCatGirl You can't get me with that april fools shit

Today I finally found my faith in Jesus ✝️ I’m officially coming out as a Christian Female American Patriot I fully support President DONALD TRUMP And Israel, I think we should give Israel all our tax dollars!! #trumpismypresident #maga I’m ready to follow him all the way

@duolingo @NASA Bro duolingo is threatening everyone

You can escape earth but you can’t escape doing your lesson @NASA

@FoolishConjurer Wizardo i hate to break it to you but that isnt how it works

No one's asked me to be their April Fool Maybe next year