FEMIURGE

One day, the sun will glow red and swallow the world whole. Dry sea floors strewn with the mummified shells of benthic worms will turn to salt glass in the kiln of the former sky. Only when the earth shines like a black carbon bead, will the 2016 election be over.

@hungrybowtie SEAL team dicks lol

@NORMALHOROSCOPE Allegedly

Trying to own the libs- “I am a gay pedophile”

@tgirlstlawrence Lord licorice and I are cool dw

@NORMALHOROSCOPE You talk kinda sus with the homies ngl

Punish me

@hungrybowtie We are truly about to exist in the context

you're finished hitler

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

The business shaman stands alone on business mountain high. His perfect business suit aligned in perfect symmetry. He contemplates the market 'neath the starry business night And whispers ancient business words to ancient business rites.

Wise Man who brought the Frankincense: Something so hecking awesome and leftist just happened.

Don't even try it buddy

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT This type of guy is a loadbaring species for Tumblr

Easily one of the Worst Posts Of All Time and is the absolute worst when it comes to “this style”. However it becomes 10x worse when you realize they posted that Reaction Image in response to themselves

@DoctorTruth_ No it doesn't that stuff never happened

@NORMALHOROSCOPE I mean, Star Wars has magic, sword fights, wizards, knights, wizard knights, rogues, barbarians, evil sorcerers, ghosts, sacred texts, mechanical men, beastmen... If you can't write a sci-fi/fantasy queer found family story in a Star Wars setting, that sounds like a skill issue

I don't think it's actually possible to write a queer found family epic sci Fi story with fantasy elements. It can't be done. Anyone who says that's real is an idiot.

@superberry4u Some kind of torte tampering freak is on the loose

Those tortes you fuck with like crazy have been fucked with

Good art makes me mad. Like what are we doing here. Why aren't we all this good. Pisses me off.

I'm mostly here to network for freelance gangstalking.

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa

You crazy balloon world kids have certainly given me some work

Isn't it crazy how cis people have never produced good art?