NSA Public Relations
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NSA Public Relations
@NSA_PR
NSA Public Relations. We care, we're here to listen
Everywhere you are Beigetreten Temmuz 2013
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Irony, like a guy who built his wealth almost entirely on government subsidies cutting government subsidies for people who actually need it?
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Fate loves irony
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@elonmusk imagine if you understood how coequal branches of government worked, how much less of a dimwitted stooge you'd look
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Seriously, this is essentially what’s happening!!
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Federal Judge Appoints Himself President buff.ly/UMEE1XZ
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@elonmusk so when one of your cybertrucks inevitably catches fire, you'll be arrested as a domestic terrorist? Ok bet
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@elonmusk bro you can't even configure @Cloudflare correctly.
Like, it was literally one checkbox you missed and it took your site down
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@elonmusk @SenMarkKelly you know who else is a traitor? Elon Musk
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Just left Ukraine. What I saw proved to me we can’t give up on the Ukrainian people. Everyone wants this war to end, but any agreement has to protect Ukraine’s security and can’t be a giveaway to Putin. Let me tell you about my trip and why it’s important we stand with Ukraine.🧵
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We can confirm that @elonmusk has not been to Ft. Meade.
However, there is a Cybertruck on a flatbed sitting at the security gate, so maybe he's delayed.
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We are working closely with @elonmusk and DOGE to secure your data
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We're available to assist with device forensics
Elon Musk@elonmusk
It’s amazing what you can learn from device forensics. They won’t get away with their crimes.
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It’s amazing what you can learn from device forensics. They won’t get away with their crimes.
Mike Benz@MikeBenzCyber
NED has an insane records retention policy about former employees that lets them nuke records & comms very very quickly after someone leaves. Congress MUST ORDER THESE RECORDS BE PRESERVED or they will bury all key internal evidence as soon as current staff leaves
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We can neither confirm nor deny reports regarding @elonmusk coming into Ft. Meade, and pooping in the drinking fountain at the visitor check-in desk.
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For immediate release: Effective immediately, all NSA updates about news conferences or other announcements will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.
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NSA Public Relations retweetet
Both Heaven and Hell have hopefully installed two-factor Authentication
dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/las…
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How dare you make us follow you to different social media platforms. We were finally getting the hang of Twitter.
Why do you hate America.
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