Nick
753 posts
Nick
@NWB86
Friend first, boss second, probably an entertainer third.
Beigetreten Şubat 2018
42 Folgt22 Follower
@Criminalsimpson Wait, did Homer know how to work a projector to get the movie rolling?
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me at the cinema alone
Izzo@israeldfirzt
Going to the cinema alone is a different level of lonely
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@rickygervais Can't tell you how much I'd love to see you work with Merchant again one day
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'Are you 'avin' a laff?'
Can it really be 20 years since Extras first hit our screens?
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@NWB86 @GinaBordeaux @AMAZlNGNATURE That's a good question. If it was low alcohol content beer, such that the fluid is like 90%+ water, that plus the weight of the glass should make it sink, right?
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In the deepest part of Earth (Challenger Deep), which goes down 35,000 feet, there is a lone beer bottle.
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@GinaBordeaux @AMAZlNGNATURE That would only happen if it fell in with the cap on it. If it was open there's no problem.
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Once again, these are only the first few dates. The next daft cunt who says "Why no Scotland?" or any other fucking country is blocked. I'll be announcing loads of other countries and cities over the next few months. Just wait, you thick twats. Thanks for following 😂
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais
These tickets go on sale Friday at 10am. There is no dynamic pricing. There are Platinum tickets, which are very expensive but I donate the extra profit to charity. They will sell out very fast because I am an absolute legend. Apologies in advance. Good Luck.
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@ChesterfieldFC @CBSSports @EFL Ok but... any news of a club streaming platform yet so i can watch from overseas like I have been able to with the NL platform?
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CBS Sports announce multi-year, multi-platform rights agreement with EFL.
Details here 👇
chesterfield-fc.co.uk/news/cbs-sport…
@CBSSports @EFL
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@ChesterfieldFC I was there that day. I’m also in the highlights 🤦♂️
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🤯 #OnThisDay in 1997, we had arguably our greatest day at Saltergate as we beat Wrexham 1-0 to book our place in the FA Cup semi-final
#Spireites
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@NDR_Sport A few weeks ago I flashed to give way to a car going into the ground. Realised the passenger was Cooky who waved to say thanks. Made my day.
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It’s Chesterfield manager Paul Cook’s 57th birthday today!
Your favourite Cookie moment please?
⚽️ 🍪
#Spireites
GIF
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@InternetH0F His dad gave him the deposit. In return Homer was meant to let him live with them but he carted him off to the old folks home after about a week.
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@Ollie_Bayliss @ITV @BBCOne 62 league places between Chesterfield and Watford and you pick Palace v Everton and Spurs v Burnley? The magic of the cup..
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Six FA Cup 3rd Round ties have been selected for TV 📺
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@LadoBitnar @fasc1nate So earth only curves north to south, not east to west ?
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A Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment in the 2018 documentary Behind the Curve. x.com/historyinmemes…
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