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When you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives:

@Halo_chains @shefwayo

A girl came into a clinic with a serious STD infection, the kind that was already visibly discharging puss and yellow fluid through her underwear. She was given strong antibiotics and told to start immediately. A week later she came back with an even worse infection with puss of all the colours of the rainbow oozing out. When asked if she took the meds, she said she didn't. Her reason? Her boyfriend told her not to.... because he likes the taste.

Are you okay? No it's Monday tomorrow:

@Okay_Bye___ They aren't even in the conversation in my head

When they think i hate them but i wasn't even thinking about them

@wildprince03 And you’re still not anyone’s baby.

My school crush have 2 babies now.🥲🙃

I made my toe nails

@aviiiiii31 Mere impression hi nahi hue ☹️

How strange kisi ke 500 verified followers hogye h toh uske 5 million impressions nhi hue or jiske 5 million imp hogye uske 500 verfied followers nhi hue

@notcee_fan This treatment works for every mistake.

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@onedarkhorse_ Ohh God

bro i just fell on my elbow, this shit is so painful.

if a woman asks you for money she doesn’t like you.

my mum came into my room randomly at 3am and I hid my phone and pretended to sleep bro I'm 19 😭

@societyhatestee If we’re caught using a phone we get treated like this

@TheOnlyKemi Out of anger

I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated. I thought that was the end Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together. I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet. That was the last time I heard from him I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.

@yasiindaily That’s why i don’t ask my bf for money. I just steal it.

When i tell him i'm stronger than him just so he can flex his biceps to prove me wrong

@wildprince03 😍

My Little Simba ❣️☺️

@ced_jayy High calorie

two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in toronto

Men suffer too

@femiiiszn That’s why i use my bf’s money to eat hurts less that way.

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.