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🇺🇸 Chicago police had Derek Jordan, 42, boxed in an alley in Humboldt Park. He was wanted for a shooting on the expressway. He rammed a bus, a squad car, and hit a pedestrian trying to escape. Officer Walzer yells "Get out of the f***ing car or I'll kill you"... then fires 6 shots through a tinted window. Walzer is stripped of his badge. George Floyd's attorneys now represent the family. COPA is investigating. The bodycam shows a man trying to ram his way through a police perimeter. It also shows an officer who announced he was going to kill someone before he did. Watch it yourself. What do you see?

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@TheMasters Who they're betting against ⛳🏌️‍♂️

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Read this carefully because the market is *completely* misreading it. "Pakistan intervened" is not a de-escalation headline. It is a *48-hour warning flare.* What it actually means: Iran's IRGC was *minutes away* from a kinetic response last night. The only reason Hormuz didn't close this morning was a Pakistani phone call. That is the thinnest possible thread holding $100 oil from becoming $130 oil. Pakistan doesn't have infinite diplomatic capital with Tehran. That card gets played *once.* The second violation — intentional or accidental — has no backstop. Now layer this against what we know: 🔴 US Navy Triton drone vanished over Hormuz this morning squawking 7700 emergency 🔴 April 11 Islamabad talks now hanging by a thread 🔴 IRGC hardliners *wanted* to respond and were physically stopped 🔴 WTI just broke $100 The bull case for oil just became structural not tactical. This isn't a spike to fade. This is a regime change in the risk premium. The bears asking "when does geopolitical premium compress?" just got their answer. *When Pakistan runs out of phone calls.* Position accordingly. 🎯

JUST IN 🚨 IRAN'S DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS IRAN WAS ON THE VERGE OF RESPONDING TO THE CEASEFIRE VIOLATION LAST NIGHT, BUT PAKISTAN INTERVENED

*OIL PRICES EXTEND GAINS, MAY WTI FUTURES RISE ABOVE $100/BBL