Nic Simpson

@BuckCllr @DrVoles Who said @DrVoles cleaner is a woman @BuckCllr?

@DrVoles Will your cleaner earn £1000’s if not £10,000’s a week once she progresses through her cleaning career? Did your cleaner know the rate of pay when she de used to enter cleaning? Did your cleaner declare an oath once qualified, to never compromise patient safety?

I'm not a Resident Doctor. I am privileged enough to pay for a cleaner. I pay my cleaner £25 per hour. Resident Doctors are asking for less than that. My cleaner makes my house smell nice. A Resident Doctor will save your life. #Strikehard

And now for 2 weeks of blissful ignorance. (First non-anaesthetic book I’ve read in months.)

“Reversing a death is not the same as restoring a life” newyorker.com/news/the-weeke…

They just make people different in Yorkshire 🤍

Even annoying night shifts come to an end eventually.

I just got physically moved out of the way at the head end of an arrest. I’m absolutely sure the same would have happened to my male registrar colleague.

The only way NHS staff could be more pissed off with Matt Hancock going into the jungle is if he’d accidentally taken the CD keys with him.

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia: Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

2 questions: Is there a difference in effect of txa between males and females? Nope - reduced mortality for both. Are males and females equally likely to receive TXA? (Matched for iss and BATT score) Nope! Women 50% more likely to NOT get txa

Does changeover ever get any less stressful? Or I am bound to this feeling for the next 10 years?! #medtwitter

@DrRobPM Lol just seen the location is on the photo 🤦🏻‍♀️. But still. Good spot I thought 😂 one of my favourite places 😊

@DrRobPM Is that Cromer pier? 🌊

Well, wasn't that just a bit tense... But we're in, @tramlines we shall see you in 2023! 💃🏼🥳😍

100% my dog would be this dog.

Male engineering student explains why his female class mates are not his equals and you're going to want to read to the end 👇

No terror being the anaesthetic SHO in all of this at all … 😣😂😳

100% worth the read. 🎤 drop.

Today's #IWD2022 amusement - watching companies scramble to delete their fluffy IWD Tweets after @PayGapApp re-tweets them - but with their gender pay-gap stats attached. I deeply salute whoever thought of this. It's deadly genius.

Turns out a whole new level of Twitter doomscrolling was invented now Covid is “over” Wonderful.

Turns out the cure for Covid is @disneyplus & an endless supply of chocolate. Who knew?!