Nicolas Campbell

@SageMoody Hahaha

“I took a philosophy class”

@aohwestley Is it a Christmas song?

@caroljsroth @seckhardt #Mansplaining

@seckhardt No, it was intentional. I picked whatever was trending highest at the time of the tweet.

The socialists are going to be out redistributing daylight again. Stay woke. #DaylightSavingsTime

@caroljsroth Definitely saw a djembe

Am I the only one that thinks that this purse resembles a toilet?

@stevenrinella I saw you cleaning a duck and pulling the tendons out of the leg when you remove the feet. Do you have a better video showing how to do that?

@BrandonDaniel22 @avajaneteasley Kondo'd

@blakebryce Happy Valentine's Day B.

Am I the only person that thinks it is weird for people to say "Happy Valentine's Day" to people they are not in a romantic relationship with?

There's a woman with a, "My religion is kindness," tattoo. I wonder if she has ever read Galatians.

@MilestheYM @rofo2828 Puppy Bowl.

@rofo2828 That's what it is!

Is there some sort of sporting event in Atlanta this weekend?

@caroljsroth @AsheSchow Or is it a ploy to poison the gluten intolerant?

@AsheSchow Or Jews, because, you know, we control all the money...

PETA thinks you should say “bringing home the bagels” instead of “bringing home the bacon.” What happens when that’s deemed racist/sexist/offensive to people on no-carb diets? dailywire.com/news/38974/bri…

@thestephaniejoy Next experiment, find one of the guys, and have other guys touch him 157 times that night and see what happens.

The thing that kills me about this is that it says “men were shocked.” When y’all gon start believing us?

@rhettmc @linklamont Best GMM in a long time. What a beautiful train wreck.

@kurtismjohnson Shame on you.

Don’t you hate when your bun becomes a pony tail but you don’t want to take off the headband to fix it? Yeah same.

@thestephaniejoy Just be honest. "Hey, I'm not really feeling this going anywhere," is fair, and if he doesn't think so he's a jerk.

Okay quick question for my male followers. What would be the best way for a girl you’ve been texting (or snapping or just contacting) to tell you she’s not interested? Especially if you haven’t expressly said you’re interested

"You can't aim for a target until you have identified it." @AndyStanley You're hitting me between the eyes right now brother.

@thestephaniejoy I feel like I don't even know you at this point.

@NicolasJSC That’s awesome but also not really what I’m looking for 🙃

someone hire meeeee

@thestephaniejoy Oh. I know someone who is the manager at a doggy day care down there. I figured that was pretty much a dream job.

@NicolasJSC Administrative assistant/secretarial work, preferably in the education field

I nominate spring forward as “National Recycle a Sermon Day.”