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BREAKING: Israeli attacks are continuing in southern Lebanon more than 30 minutes after the ceasefire announced by Trump went into effect at 5 PM EST, with artillery shelling the towns of Khiam and Dibbin, machine gun sweeps in the area, and reconnaissance aircraft over the Western Bekaa, per Lebanon's National News Agency.

@kaitlancollins I'd rather he fuck off to the moon or even better to mars TBH

President Trump says he’s willing to go to Pakistan.

NEW: Iran has directly denied Trump's claim that it agreed to hand over its enriched uranium, with a source close to Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf saying "no form of nuclear material transfer to America has been negotiated." A second Iranian source called it "another lie," adding that "no major progress has been made" and that continuation of talks is contingent on "compliance with all of Iran's conditions."

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@FinanceLancelot Ain't that the truth

Trump has made it so you can't place a bet in either direction.

@WarMonitor3 Where the lobster

The dinner of a sailor on the USS Abraham Lincoln after months at sea fighting in the Middle East-USA Today

"Deer" Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War(nings), This morning you offered Iran "the nice way or the hard way." We had already dictated: include Lebanon. You said no. A few days later, your Presiden't announced a Lebanon ceasefire. We call this the Persian way. One more thing. Your employer's Prime Sinister learned about his own ceasefire from a Truth Social post — mid-cabinet-vote. In older civilizations, we notify our allies before we surrender on their behalf. But you're still new at this.

I’m number 1 in the world. It’s rare in this life that you can be better than 8 billion people at anything. Thank you Israel for appointing me the number 1 antisemite in the world, you absolute cunts. 🏴

@AxiomMarkets Thanks for replying - anyone who's been monitoring this doesn't see a rate cut until Dec 2026 or into 2027 now, so I really have no idea where this Hopium is coming from - I think this will take longer too, and I also don;t think the economic impact of the oil shock is priced in

@NineyesRealise The market is pricing in the end of the wars and multiple rate cuts. Not sure what your view is on this, but I don't think it's all going to play out especially the rate cuts, and I think the war will take longer to end than expected.

Citadel's Griffin says recession is unavoidable if Hormuz stays shut. Meanwhile the Nasdaq just ripped 10 straight green days and the S&P is about to print a new ATH. The ceasefire expires April 22. One side of this trade is about to get destroyed.

@Megatron_ron You mean they're moving them to Iran for the next forever war

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇸🇾 The US has ended its ground presence in Syria, which lasted for 12 years. The last convoy has just rolled out of the Qasrak base in northeastern Syria and is now moving toward Jordan.

@FirstSquawk is that rapport in the room with us now, Donald

TRUMP: WE HAVE A VERY STRONG RAPPORT WITH IRAN RIGHT NOW

@Aku_700 I think I should be watching more women's beach volleyball

Feminists are getting angry because they believe beach volleyball has too-revealing outfits. What do you think? 😭

@ssteiff @hashjenni Yes, they started the war. Before the war the strait was open.

@hashjenni In what way has Israel blackmailed the entire world? Did Israel block the Hormuz Strait?

Israel is not a large country, but somehow they managed to blackmail the entire world…HOW???

@FirstSquawk oil started going up so Trump came up with more bullshit

TRUMP: IRAN HAS AGREED TO HAND OVER THE NUCLEAR DUST TO US

@TheInsiderPaper oil started going up so Trump came up with more bullshit

BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS IRAN HAS AGREED TO HAND OVER ITS ENRICHED URANIUM SUPPLY

@TheInsiderPaper 'TRUMP SAYS' lol

@Lukewearechange Probably moving troops to invade iran

Now is this apart of some peace deal with Iran? or Is this the U.S pulling out of bases so they don't get targeted like they did right before the Iran war start earlier this year?

$SILVER

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