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Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH
Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH@BernardKavuli·
Can you stay inside your house for 30 days for KSh 65million?
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@moneyacademyKE Yet the solution is simple. Reduce government size by all aspects and reduce corruption. Their solution… borrow more and tax more.
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Kenya now plans to borrow more after slightly lowering its tax revenue target, as collections fall short of expectations.
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@kenyanwalstreet Bora walipe hizo added taxes and hire local workers for skills generation
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Kenyan Wall Street
Kenyan Wall Street@kenyanwalstreet·
Nairobi-tested AI startup Lua closed a $5.8Mn seed round led by Norrsken22 to expand its platform enabling businesses to deploy AI agents that handle customer onboarding, loan processing, and insurance workflows alongside human teams. Founded in 2024 by Lorcan O'Cathain and Stefan Kruger, Lua draws on East Africa fintech experience and has grown revenue close to 30% week-on-week since launching in late 2025. Funding will support expansion across Kenya, the US, Europe, and Asia.
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Kenya’s imported cars face total taxes of about 70%–100% of their value, pushing prices higher. Here is the explanation of how the taxes are structured. Save the thread below:
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@EACinvestor I know bro… which is why im here for inputs. From more KE investors. Im still new in this KE investment market. 🙂
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East African Community Investor
@NoOnness Sawa bro. I just want you to think through all the nitty gritty details. On the surface, all looks good but must look under the hood.
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This doesn’t make sense. I see ground and 3 floors? Family member has unit this size but 4 floors na ile ya kuibia juu in Kasarani and it cost KSH 21M to build in 2016-2017. Now will cost about 30M + land cost ~9-10M but gross rent is not 285K How many units here and how much per unit? Math don’t make sense. When I speak, it’s from experience, like real life experience.
NoOne@NoOnness

@EACinvestor You can also buy a whole building.

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NoOne@NoOnness·
@EACinvestor 1 have 2 units in lavington each fetching 60k i bought at 5m. So if i were to afford 4 of them. For that 20m i would be well over the numbers.
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@NoOnness Mi nimeweka real numbers of a unit in Nairobi. And yes, sisi ndio investors but hiyo knowledge you are sharing is not adding up. We live in reality bana, not in the numbers on spreadsheets
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Hold up, people are paying KSH 100K/month rent for a one bedroom apartment in kilimani? Tukiangalia bell curve, your numbers (quite good) are an outlier. This is not the norm! And just curious - when did you buy the unit and what’s the market value for it today?
People's President@HEPLDRIDAMIN

@EACinvestor I have a one bedroom 72sm in Kilimani bought 5M,furnished for 600k. Generates 100k. Service charge 7K, Utilities 10k . Net after tax is 70k from a 5.6 investment. With 20M I can 4x this and get 250K a month.

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Fiber@NotMarkDouglas·
@NoOnness @EACinvestor Hapa unamaliza kulipa pesa ya mwisho alafu family ya mzee inakuja inakuambia mzee anakuanga na Dementia, he's not mentally fit to enter into binding agreements
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@CuchulainKE Ilishauzwa… otherwise i would have taken it
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Mango_reborn 🥭🥭
Mango_reborn 🥭🥭@CuchulainKE·
Mtu anunue hii flat, I wanna see something 17% rental ueld is bonkers kwani it's a distressed asset (seller needs cash urgently) Also not a very large flat, how much in rent are they charging?
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@EACinvestor You can also buy a whole building.

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NoOne@NoOnness·
@EACinvestor You can also buy a whole building.
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@EACinvestor You do know a fully furnished apartment or house in places like lower kabete, Westlands can generate up to 250k
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Vicky Junior Mukulima
This is like telling people living in Mathare and Kibra they shouldn’t complain of rent increase because you live in Runda and people pay more rent there. Huyu hata MCA asipewa walahi.
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@moneyacademyKE That list needs redoing because its wrong. There’s more than that
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Only 16 Kenyans hold over Sh12 billion in net worth each, according to a new wealth report.
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Gichuki Kahome
Gichuki Kahome@kahome_steve·
When my portfolio hits Sh20M, I will be able to withdraw Sh1.2M every year and never run out of money. This will represent a withdrawal rate of 6% from my portfolio. Assuming an average annual return rate of at least 6%, I will be able to comfortably live on sh 100k per month without relying on my active income.
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@Kenyans Dumb people everywhere
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
We can use boda boda riders for intelligence sharing - PS Omollo
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@elonmusk Just pay the 30% next door Namibia is demanding 51% pay it also and we don’t have to listen to you crying like a baby. That’s their rules.
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NoOne@NoOnness·
@Safaricom_Care Ok… thank you for listening! 🙏 Please also choose one between Done and continue because they are literally ontop of each other and doesn’t make sense.
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Safaricom Care
Safaricom Care@Safaricom_Care·
@NoOnness Hi NoOnness, apologies for the inconvenience. We appreciate you taking time to share your feedback, the app is undergoing continuous improvement. Oblige us for now as we endeavor to sort the issues. ^MS
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Safaricom PLC
Safaricom PLC@SafaricomPLC·
A message to our valued customers on My OneApp.
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