Noah Springer

In honor of graduating Airborne School @NoahSpringer5

Let’s see how many retweets I can get to persuade me to drop immortal 🤔

@ShitCromySays Same brothers

I’d fuck a beer bong..

Grey Worm in 5 tho vs The Mountain

Bitches be mad when they really should be embarrassed

New York passed a bill allowing undocumented immigrants to apply for college assistance. They’re here illegally? Why should taxpayer dollars go to their education? What about all of the other students who have to work their asses off to pay for college?

Nurses and doctors told not to call patients ‘love’ or ‘dear’, Radio stations banning a Christmas song because it’s ‘inappropriate’, vegans offended by sayings like ‘bringing home the bacon’. Can we just put on our big BOY pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.

Step Brothers is the best movie of our generation

Everyone needs to crack open a cold beer when Kavanaugh is confirmed.

Left: "OMG, you absolutely must believe all women when they come forward as victims of sexual assault." Kellyanne Conway: "I've been a victim of sexual assault." Left: "Pfft..yeah right. Whatever b*tch."

Donald Trump has accomplished more in a year and half than Obama did in 8 years.

The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American. 🇺🇸

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a welfare check, section 8 housing, a free cellphone, plus food stamps he can buy beer with, and he’ll vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

my playin days are officially behide me....was an amazing 6 years with my brothers🏀

@CarlBrunner Thanks hun! 😂

Happy birthday beautiful! 🎂 @NoahSpringer5

@deondyke12 #dislike

All the girls getting spray tans making our school look like Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the chocolate factory😂😂

Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez.