Can’t believe @ChrisMasonBBC is still up - strong urge to run him a hot bath, give him shepherd’s pie and peas and put him to bed with the leccy blanket on a low medium
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NON-WORKINGMONKEY
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NON-WORKINGMONKEY
@Nonworkingmonke
I put the fun in ‘funicular’.
UK Beigetreten Eylül 2009
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I haven't posted on here for ages but I am RUSHING here I tell you, rushing, to observe that Loreen must spend 80% of her waking hours doing reformer Pilates #Loreen #reformerpilates #Eurovision2024
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I've just noticed how disgustingly meaty Jack's top lip is #MAFSAU
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Catalan-style beans, green eggs, rhubarb pudding: Rosie Sykes’s essential store-cupboard recipes dlvr.it/T1gfH5
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We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time
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Hikers have taken footage of what they believe are ‘aliens' in Brazil They said they moved very quickly and seemed to be around 10ft tall
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And this is why we can't let parents dictate our school's curriculum.🧐😠
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This is totally, definitely, 100% how consumers feel about your “brand purpose”
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Re. Fireworks. What’s more important: all the miserable animals or 30 mins of going “oooh” and “aaah”?
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So hope for a great sea-change
On the far side of revenge.
Believe that further shore
Is reachable from here.
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Nicknames that I have (that I know about):
Flaggy
Puss
Bingbong
Bingles
Mrs Bingbong
General Bits
Bits
Monkey
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Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
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The top 3 worst words:
1. Holibobs
2. Crimbo
3. Hubby
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