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Nori
@Norian_Creature
i like to draw funny aliens // ignore spelling errors, dyslexic // 20 yrs old // genderfluid // @Spacebugspray priv acc // death to mudwings ❤️🩹🌹
it/he/they/she Beigetreten Haziran 2020
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we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Egg prices crash 97% from March 2025 all-time high, now at a 10-year low.
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i get why people from older generations hate slang some of this shit just sounds like, moronic
noxdye@noxdye
LARP this, LARPER that, it literally means LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAY, NOT "insufferable twitter user who pretends to be a fan" i hate modern lingo for ruining fun words!!
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@wintergleam_two Pest control? Insects and bug populations is my guess
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I've got a question for all the bat ponies, night guards, and ponies of nocturnal blood.
What is the 'role' of bat ponies?
Earth ponies manage the land, Pegasi create the weather, and Unicorns handle magic. So what do bats contribute to making the world function?
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@Norian_Creature @BigPenny_ You’re gonna hate him even more in upcoming seasons lmao
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Selfshipping is cool but so is being a hater. Post a character you hate with a passion.
I hate this fuckass hyena.
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I went to the ER bleeding to death and there was no exam, no imaging, nothing. Just an assumption about the cause and a referral to see someone else later. I had to self-manage an active hemorrhage in decompensated shock with no measurable blood pressure.
So, yes.
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"All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live"
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.
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Place your bets on the first podcaster to admit to taking dog immortality pills.
Pubity@pubity
Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027. It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.
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@Brand0nsm181274 @Startheskeleto1 But the MUTOs are mammals
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I think what I hate the most about being gen z is how I not only saw the transition of this
But only got to experience the world before minimalism for a brief few years before I could really maintain stronger memories
Gaia ☀︎︎︎@GaiaSerenity
life before corporate minimalism
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Welcome back Basilosaurus
Oceaiii🐋🐬@oceaiii
Northern Right whale dolphin, these sleek, finless wonders are some of the most striking creatures in the ocean
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Some mfs said “this shit is gay.”
Yeah, It's fucking Deadpool. 😭
Marvel Rivals Intel@RivalsAssembled
‼️NEW DEADPOOL MAID INTRO ANIMATION REVEALED
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