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People in Turkey are changing their profile pictures and passport photos to cats? it's became a HUGE trend in Turkey Comments are filled with cat passport photos, how has this yet to go?

"there lived a tiny fox who dreamed of the stars" x.ai/api/voice

People are meme'ing the person who Trump was sitting next to which is going viral His belly button is peaking with his stomach and people are memeing it hard : x.com/search?q=BELLY…

Might have a runner. This meme is going viral on twitter right now of this guy responding to Elon Musk's post of "Please post a bit more positive, beautiful, or informative content on this platform" And the guy quote tweeted it with an israel hitler brainrot dog meme. its going viral. right now, and its the perfect meme for the trenches. x.com/TruecelOldhead…

This guy just created a new AI creature called “Skimwit” it describes the slop version of humans just reacting to text like low-level LLMs, basically NPC ChatGPT brains without real thinking (followed by andy & pmarca) doesnt have github, will reach out for his wallet

Pigeon went to 1.2M MC, and it’s sitting around 800K right now. Ber is so much better. And it's being posted in the WallStreetBets subreddit nonstop We are in a bear market, this is $ber Proof: reddit.com/r/wallstreetbe…

@BobLeeStagger @GeoffreyHuntley @latentpatterns @BeanzzSOL

@NotAlonCohen @GeoffreyHuntley @latentpatterns awesome

this is pretty insane @GeoffreyHuntley just wrote an entire article about how the australian government seized his new project @latentpatterns and took his entire source of rev this could be huge win for pumpfun if we can get geoffrey building latentpatterns using the fees fees to his wallet that he posted

@GeoffreyHuntley @latentpatterns FEES HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED, tek was not tekking apologies

@GeoffreyHuntley @latentpatterns redirecting, my bad

AI Costs Exceed Worker Salaries at Nvidia and Uber Remember "Pivot to AI" Well all companies that pivoted to AI are now regretting it as in the long term it costs way more There is a whole trending page about this The new term is "Return To Humanity" AI is not worth it Giga viral narrative Trending - x.com/i/trending/205…

@NotAlonCohen went 100m in prime $mini blacklist this newgen redeploy slopper

The most internationally known and used meme! It is super viral in china as well. Countless uses on We Chat. Huge amounts of comments in TikTok/Douyin using food cats as stickers. pinterest.com/pin/1010424866…

This post on reddit is going viral quickly Hedgehogs MASTURBATE multiple times per day because they are BORED The comments are hilarious and people are just memeing hedgehogs reddit.com/r/todayilearne…

@a1lon9 you are a fucking nigger

our conviction in this ecosystem is also permanent. it has only been two years. exactly two years ago, my co-founders and I were cold DMing anyone who would respond. today pump fun has done hundreds of billions in lifetime volume, over $1B in revenue, and has been the dominant onchain trading platform for almost the entirety of those two years. all from a single product (the bonding curve). in contrast, spot crypto has existed for over a decade and a half, perps for over a decade, and prediction markets for over half a decade. when we first found product market fit, the infrastructure around onchain trading was in its infancy. the trading interfaces sucked, transactions weren’t landing, the "trenches" didn't exist as a concept yet. today, onchain trading is a microcosm of where crypto is going as a whole. people want to be at the very bottom floor of new innovation and new culture. they want to bet on entirely new asset classes before the rest of the world can even price them. no other place on the internet - whether in crypto, AI, or finance - offers that. 2024 memecoins were the first wave. community coins, project coins, attention coins, startup coins will eventually all flow through iterations of the same primitive we built. our job is to make that primitive better: - dramatically better UX across mobile and desktop - making it easier and more fruitful for new kinds asset classes to tokenize such as startups - better and more marketing for the ecosystem as a whole and our interface products - supporting and amplifying our ecosystem through initiatives like GFF (which have been active since inception) revenue that isn't allocated to buybacks doesn't disappear, it goes directly into making the platform bigger - ecosystem investment, marketing, product, acquisitions. every dollar not burned is a dollar being put to work toward the same outcome.

today is a turning point for $PUMP and pump fun I want to give more context on the bigger picture and where we're actually going. over the past ~9 months, 100% of revenue went into buybacks. basically no other platform in crypto has done that at this scale. however, we received ongoing feedback specifically on the feeling of a lack of trust - in the certainty of buybacks, in what would happen to the bought-back tokens, even in whether the business itself would be here in a year. today, we’re changing that. it started with burning ~$370M worth of $PUMP purchases. ~36% of the circulating supply removed from circulation, forever. but that isn’t enough. we’ve also allocated 50% of our next year of revenue to programmatic buybacks & burns. no more uncertainty for those who believe in us & those we’re proud to call our community. but why not 100%? the short answer is the business simply needs the other 50% to grow. a large treasury gives us the flexibility to make big bets over the next 5-10 years, and 50% of ongoing revenue enables us to build better products, infrastructure & reinvest into the ecosystem. I am extremely confident that 50% of the business we're building toward will dwarf 100% of the business we have today.

@nymzer_sol yours doesnt have chair in it, thats the whole point of a cuck

@NotAlonCohen we bonded it

SCAM hit 15m and we havent bonded cuck??? run it oldschool x.com/i/communities/…

This meme has been used alot recently and it hasn't been tokenised, Toly and minecraft have both used it recently too x.com/toly/status/20… x.com/minecraft/stat… The 'got that in me' meme even has its own knowyourmeme version with a dog in it knowyourmeme.com/memes/got-that… Got that in $me

$INTC skyrocketed after news today, 2 years ago when intel was having a rough time, college kid literally full ported his inheritance in intel and got touched while everyone started flaming him in r/wallstreetbets They even made the meme "intel grandma guy" of him that became hella famous Now everyone in the subreddit is dooming and posting the exact same meme "intel grandma guy, sorry for laughing..." alr has 7k+ upvotes on the subreddit and if u scroll the subreddit every single post today is about this narrative reddit.com/r/wallstreetbe…

I JUST FOUND THE PERFECT NARRA Ive been looking for something unique for a while, and found this 3 puppies that are going crazy viral on x @nikitapyos quoted the post saying that they look like Cerberus, he said: -You: trying to escape the world of the dead. Mighty Cerberus: His quote gained 1 million views For those who dont know Cerberus is the hound of Hades, is a multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld to prevent the dead from leaving. Trenches are literally dying so we need a mighty protector of the chain en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus