George Carlin Fans

@WSJ well I guess George Carlin was right about the Magazines. @NotGeorgeCarlin @GeorgeCarlinSez

"You're such a child. You think by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected?" -Gone with the Wind (1939)

Please don't hold your baby near me.

What's the difference between the church and a bank? "The bank indebts you financially, the church indebts you spirituality!"

Just because you're blonde doesn't give you an excuse to not shave your entire leg. That shit glistens in the sun you lazy fucks.

I find Buzz Aldren punching some asshole more impressive than landing on the moon

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #carlinquotes

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think. #carlinquote

learning to drive motherfuckers get off the road in about a couple weeks

very sad about one of my all-time favorite athletes Tony Gwynn - condolences to his family, friends & teammates - goodbye Mr Padre

Fingers crossed for Italy to win tonight - lets' hope they do a 'Holland' or go Dutch as we football fans call it x

❤️ RT @archpics: St. George’s Monastery, Israel. pic.twitter.com/TIgZAElBS2

This morning's #TroopingTheColour ceremony reminded us of this gem - Benedict Cumberbatch on the set of #Sherlock.

Starbucks employees are forced to smile. Thousands of employees are reprimanded each year for not smiling enough.

GC on his stage persona bit.ly/1sxqxjJ

"I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that still have plans."