Numskull 💀

@Keir_Starmer So we can stop people entering if we want to?

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@lahey42012565 @iky_fwjett Only If you go front to back. Back to front makes you Bi. Thats why I use a system involving a drill and a sponge. I aint suckin NOBODYS dick.

@iky_fwjett I worked with a guy who thought wiping your ass would make you gay so he just didn't. Nasty mf.

i worked with a guy who refused to pee sitting down. i asked him what about when he's taking a dump, and he said he stands to pee first then sits to shit. i said that's just fucking crazy, and he said "chicks sit to pee". i said "chicks sit to shit too, why don't you shit standing up?" and he just got angry

To the women who are on this app, be honest Are you OKAY with a man claiming to be a woman using the ladies room if you're in there? 🤷🤔

@EdwardJDavey Davey! Stop tweeting! You'll be late for your pie eating contest.

Threatening war crimes and mocking Islam isn't a sign of strength, it's a sign of weakness. The PM should rule out UK forces and airfields being used for any attacks on Iranian civilian infrastructure. What more will it take for Starmer to call off the Royal Visit Trump craves?

I don’t just want to see Starmer removed from politics . .

@KeeronDoig Obsessively.

@NumSkullxx For…. Replying to tweets?

Grown man btw

@KeeronDoig Because youre being really fucking weird.

@NumSkullxx Nah why

@ALEXAGY0 Its like elvanse light. It calms symptoms but lets me keep some of the whimsy.

Who uses marijuana for management of their ADHD or autism symptoms? What do you think?

@drrkhalid1 @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @10DowningStreet Yea, all those women and girls got raped, but at least he doesnt shout.

Yes Sir People can criticise Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer all they want… But moments like this show why he might be the most sensible Prime Minister Britain has had in years. No drama. No shouting. Just leadership. @UKLabour @10DowningStreet Watch this carefully. 👇

@KeeronDoig Are you OK? Seriously. Do you need help?

@NumSkullxx ?

@0hour1 Yea, so do we.

I consider the United Kingdom to be an Islamic Nation now.

@Xplo_onyX Looking for his next big idea

Arrest this knob head and call it a fucking day. Enough is enough.

@heyserenamunroe I AM NORMAL AND TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE SHREK IN A DRESS

I AM TRANS AND I AM BEAUTIFUL.

@1ssve Sometimes it needs to be.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner.

@farmlady1988 @DanielvsBabylon Its Evil. Literal evil. They tear apart families, destroy lives and act like the victim while they do.

So true, there's so much "my ex is a narcissist" crap floating around that everyone starts to think that selfish people are narcissists and it sucks but it's no big deal. But then you meet a REAL narcissist and whoa buddy ... it's a whole different level. I used to think my dad and one of my exes was a narcissist, but then I met a real one and I realized that my dad/ex were just self destructive, damaged, and hurting too much to see the damage they caused. Real narcissists are evil and have malicious intent and it makes your skin crawl to watch them operate

The closest you will come face to face with a demon in the flesh is with a narcissist.

@KeeronDoig Mate, go outside, FFS.

@NumSkullxx So are you

Thats a big "Are you fucking kidding why would i vote for you stupid evil c*nts" from me, Boss.

Pride in Britain, everyone who calls it home, and our place in the world. Vote Labour on 7 May.

@UKLabour May cannot come fast enough.

Labour is guided by the interests of Britain and the British people. And we are clear: those interests require close partnership with our allies.

@KeeronDoig Well, youre here again arent you?

@NumSkullxx Obsessed