Master Shake Big Naturals

I can't wait for my day of reckoning

its racism never before seen on this app

six flags and neglecting my infant son >>>>>>>>>

@floppalex this guy is literally just you with more hair

Bisexual women have the most horrendous taste in men

@wayfair address me

idk what i did in my sleep that has my whole body so sore like i was beaten with a meat tenderizer all night why does it hurt so bad

on the last episode of pluribus these hoes having a bitch off

@floppalex sorry man Sophie already did that

New career path: making music that’s playing in the background of dashcam videos. Like music that sounds wet and alien like a vagina

this chocolate milkshake sucking my schmeat dry rn

McDonalds creamy ranch be getting me into sexual situations

@weavesams @midwesternmason DUDE HELP ME

youre never gonna believe what they used to call this kind of lip

playing a reallly fun game called eating a bunch of shit last night and then waking up feeling really bad

asking for 10 dollars regular when gas is 4.89

tomorrow is end of my rope tuesday. who else is celebrating

got acupuncture for the first time ever today and the kind Japanese woman said “i can tell from your blood that you have lost the will to live”

what?

grown men really watch long guys squeak all ever a shiny floor

talking about helen slater for no reason

my dad doesnt care of we live or die hes kind of my twin

was laughing to myself earlier at work like a lunatic because i thought about Michael Jackson saying I use any pronouns thanks for asking Hee Hee