Type shit I would be wearing if my head wasnt so big cause brain too big
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One Winged Kong
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San Antonio Zoo 🦍@SanAntonioZoo
If anyone needs me, please don’t need me
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@gamerfaerie Not washing hands should be illegal. Punishable by death even
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The face Leon makes when you tell him the nerds rope he just ate was a 1000 mg edible
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Still holding down the fort this morning
John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenator
Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight
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i went to the world largest truck stop yesterday to buy a two wolf moon shirt for easter
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How it genuinely feels to go out with your hb after a breakup
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@gummysalamander Hell yeah this post was made by Woodstock Gang™️
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No bro you’re my goofiest goober I promise, no one goobs with me like you do
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