Imran

if u think im a bad person thats ok idgaf at all

I came to realize that no matter how much you love a woman, she will always keep her options open. If she finds someone better than you, she will leave. Becoming emotionally attached to a woman is a death sentence no matter how innocent she seems

Nigerian has happened to me 😭😭 They just kidnapped my two younger brothers on their way to Otukpo to write Jamb. They are just teenagers. I have been trying to reach those two boys since yesterday evening. I tried now and a police officer picked the lastborn's call.

My first trip outside Nigeria was when I found out I was lactose intolerant. Because I drank foreign milk. I was so confused and told people I had always taken milk all my life in Nigeria with no issues. The issue was I never took real milk in Nigeria. 🙂

Soft spoken will always be one of my standards. I love gentle and calm people.

"A driver with one eye" Americans : OMG, this guy is a genius Nigerians: if this one blink na for news we go appear 😂💔

e get one time for secondary school wey girls dey rank most handsome boys and i carry dead last, na there i lose the little self esteem wey dey left for me.

I must be an easy person to talk to cause strangers just be telling me shit

E get as person go treat you, that sense wey you no wan get go just enter you

I SAY AGAIN: You see that urge to be in everyone’s good books? Kill it before it kills you.

trying my worst since my best no dey work again.

Unilag no fit do ojude Unilag na ṣoso alte and tenski/movo fashion people full there.

because say i no chest am no mean say e go gar

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

you go think sey the quiet lady dey smart until she talk.

Listening to I'm so lonely while staring out the window on a night bus

I’ll forgive you but I’ll never speak to you again, forgiveness doesn’t require access.

E get one time, twitter people call me mumu sotey, I start to Dey read books 😭

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂