Octavion X

me watching my sister’s story after she asked me for money for an emergency:

This how i be feeling

@OctavionX YESS !!! 😭😭😭 too fire

@hilaryamii This is fucking amazing.

shyne brought lil’ cease, juelz, and az??? woahhhh

That’s crazy. I never heard this verse before.

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

this shit right here just pissed me off

@FightKarnivore "Do not try this at home"... Bro: I'm not at home 😒

Now that Spirit gone that Greyhound bus finna look like sumthin outa the circus

Lmaaaaoooo

@ThaArchitect He should have considered that severely lol

@OctavionX That's a young man. No way with dads belly fat & declining testosterone was he doing more pullups than junior 🤷🏿‍♂️

This shit is funny as hell

He went crazy

A retired convenience store owner read a lottery brochure for 3 minutes and found a loophole the state missed. He and his wife made $26 MILLION and got a Hollywood film. – In 2003 Jerry Selbee walked into a corner store he used to own in Evart Michigan and picked up a brochure for a new lottery game called Winfall. – He read it standing up and in less than 3 minutes spotted something the state had missed entirely. – When nobody won the jackpot and it hit $5 MILLION the prize rolled down to lower tier winners dramatically boosting their payouts. – He did the math. If he spent $1,100 on tickets during a rolldown he would statistically guarantee an $800 profit every single time. – He bought $3,600 in tickets on his first try and made $2,700. – He bought $8,000 worth and nearly doubled it. – He still had not told his wife Marge – One night sitting by a campfire he finally told her. – She said nothing for a long moment. Then said she could see the numbers. – They formed a corporation called GS Investment Strategies and sold $500 shares to their six children friends and neighbours including three state troopers a factory plant manager and a bank vice president. – They drove 900 miles to Massachusetts every six weeks when a rolldown hit spending up to $720,000 on tickets in a single session. – They checked into a motel room and spent hours sorting through 360,000 tickets by hand. – In 2011 the Boston Globe investigated and found no wrongdoing. – The state made $120 million from the Selbees buying tickets. – An officer said "I was dumbfoundedly amazed that these math nerd geniuses had found a way legally to win a state lottery". – Their corporation grossed $26 million over 9 years with nearly $8 million in profit after taxes. – They kept 65 plastic tubs of losing tickets in their barn in case of a federal audit. – They never bought a hot tub a sports car or a timeshare. – Bryan Cranston played Jerry in the 2022 Hollywood film Jerry and Marge Go Large. – The original 60 Minutes interview is on YouTube right now. He found a loophole in a state lottery brochure in 3 minutes that the state missed for years. Made $26 MILLION legally and got a Hollywood film.

Camera man got a little distracted but he finished strong

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

Vader vs Sting - 1992-1994